Ethan

Jokes on you I already want to kill myself. 23/Australia/professional shitpost.

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[alien-bumbum]

[gilmoregirlsdotgov]

he got it from marge

[thefaultinourtsars]

As if you'd forget the best part of the courtroom scene???

[rosecrystal]

[thediscossessed]

Fawkes at the end of Fallout 3

[excitementshewrote]

[hellenhighwater]

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[thefaultinourtsars]

Also I build and paint warhammer now so if you like that suss @theyoungest_tzar on instagram bc I post more there than I do on this hellscape.

[thefaultinourtsars]

Hello friends I have returned for half an hour to reblog my entire feed and leave again. I'll see you in 6 months.

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

[obviously-student-deactivated20]

[energyprison]

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

[deathwarlock]

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

[moonpaw]

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

[moonpaw]

this is my most controversial post

[pdlcomics]

Slow Phone

[time-schwime]

oh, the plot hole?

that’s there for……ventilation

[incandescent-creativity]

Me, poking holes in my plot to let the characters ive trapped in a cup breathe:

[suppermariobroth]

In the data of Super Mario Galaxy, this unused model of a Super Mushroom exists. Although it does not appear in-game, it is crucial to the operation of the game as large amounts of the code reference it. If it is deleted from the game’s files, the game will not function whatsoever, not even being able to start up.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: twitter.com user “CometObservator”

[mtndewpitchblack]

load bearing super mushroom

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

alright, ill bite. whats cum

[athomeinmybooks]

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

haha i cum real laude all the time

[bi-nturong]

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

[ace-of-clovers]