I'm not actually green

Porn blogs stop fucking following me I'm active and will report you fuck off

[001x456]

fanfic writers and fan artists are carrying fandoms. they are the backbone of fandoms.

thank you fanfic writers and fan artists

[koobiie]

i recently learned to crochet!!! meet my 3 sons the apple brothers

[electionsmistertumbler]

Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

Marcel (C'est pas sorcier)

Le facteur (Pirouette cacahuète)

Voting ended onApr 17

Propagande Marcel : /

Propagande facteur (illustration : Maiasaura.fr) : /

[trashlord-watson]

marcel : giga chad camionneur qui dispense gratuitement la science à travers l'hexagone. a un gros klaxon et peut chauffer.

le facteur : petite merde qui sait pas monter trois marches sans faire une imitation du sphynx. diva bourgeoise qui a besoin de fil doré pour se faire soigner.

[captain-jale]

Contre-propagande :

Marcel : re-vamp tout pourri d'une chanson de Brel, on l'a jamais vu, et en plus Cest pas sorcier était tourné en studio

le facteur :

-icône de notre enfance, tout le monde le connait.

- Effectue bravement so métier, même dans des conditions difficiles à cause de cet idiot de Pirouette cacahouète qui ne respecte pas les normes sécuritaires du BTP et qui a soudoyé le maire pour faire valider son projet d'escalier.

-démontre la grandeur du système français avec ses CERFA accident de travail et arrêt maladie, lui permettant une prise en charge à 100% de sa chirurgie reconstructrice

[trashlord-watson]

je prends note de l'anti-propagande, et à cette dernière je réponds :

- "on l'a jamais vu" mais a-t-on déjà vu le facteur ?

- tout le monde connaît marcel également, argument non recevable

- spéculation et procès d'intention à pirouette cacahuète qui est probablement trop précaire pour se permettre d'investir dans une maison en pierre.

- le facteur est suffisamment fragile pour se briser le nez en trébuchant sur du papier ?????

- encore une fois, je ne suis pas sûr qu'aux urgences on te recouse avec du fil doré. m'est avis que cette enflure de facteur aille dans le privé, participant ainsi à la casse du service publique (en plus de nous facturer le timbre à 1,50€, le triple de ce que ça coûtait il y a encore 15 ans)

- et c'est sans compter l'atroce bilan carbone du facteur qui a nécessité la réquisition d'un AVION pour rattraper son tarin

conclusion :

le facteur est une merde, et il est probablement le vrai père de votre enfant.

[oze250]

Messieurs dames on assiste à un grand débat

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[changes]

It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

hey folks do we like this. reblog without commentary for reach

do we want this?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 23

[thibaultleclercq]

The trailer for our LAIKA short “Paranorman: The Thrifting” is out!

I had such a blast directing this film with an amazingly talented team. We were so excited to celebrate the original feature, reconnect with our beloved characters, and expand what this world could be through a new art style inspired by vintage horror movie posters! It is written by Chris Butler and starring Anna Kendrick & Finn Wolfhard.

Hope you'll like it!

[siins]

Cat on the mind... a button pin design I wanna make in the near future... I'm sure some of you can relate to this sentiment.

[crowwkui]

i love themmm

[owlyjules]

Wisptober Day 4 - Apple

"You stop reaching for the last apple on the tree, suddenly aware of the small moth-like creature devouring it. They seem to notice you too." I just love how twisty apple tree branches can be!!

[emily-e-draws]

silly goofy murderbot commission for @anna-neko!💥

[gorjee-art]

I wanted to make a proper hollow knight oc, and now I feel like I finally got a good idea of what I want! Meet teacup and dewy! Once regal samplers and taste testers in search of edible foods in their homeland of once proud Verdania now in ruins. Heartbroken over the fallen kingdom teacup has now taken residence in a far off land called Nephaliam with a world of new things to discover and explore, with...a catch. Apparently giants live here, and don't take kindly to bugkind.

[thedustyleaves]

What if I just went back to drawing traditional art exclusively

[owlyjules]

Wisptober Day 3 - Fence

"The traveller Startled! Between one moment and the next, a horned figure appeared crouching on the old fence post..."

I am sure all they will do is ask the traveller a riddle.;)

[lmaonade]

what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

[gbsketch]

Square pieces I did back in April.

[owlyjules]

Wisptober Day 02 - Confession

"In a frantic whisper, the old man told the monk a story from his past as if it were being ripped out of him." So tired today!! But still happy with how it came out!:D

[mimiadraws]

my show is back 👙🧦 fanart that i got carried away with

[angeltiddies]