Please Locate Your Nearest Exit

And don’t leave your goddamn trash behind

[moleshow]

[laxsara-deactivated20210802]

the meaning of life is summed up in the story elmer bendiner tells about how when he was a pilot the second world war, his plane was hit with a barrage of anti-aircraft fire from the nazi forces but the crew survived. and how everyone was saying it was a miracle until they investigated the shells that got in the fuselage and found there was no explosive charges in any of them. in one they found a note scribbled in czech, written by the person who had been forced to manufacture the shells, and it just said ‘this is all we can do for you now’.

[laxsara-deactivated20210802]

every time i see someone acting tough online about how harm reduction is pointless and in some convoluted way worse than doing nothing i think about that person in some soul-destroying nazi factory in occupied czechoslovakia removing all of the explosive charges from their anti-aircraft shells and writing a note that they must have known would probably never be read, just to say ‘this is all we can do for you, and we’re going to do it’. they are trying to make us kill you and we refuse. i do think that maybe it’s all going to be okay.

[headspace-hotel]

Don’t make me cry when I’m in the car with my family

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[killsandthrills]

keanu reeves and two dead guys

[hollowbon3s]

ok this one made me laugh

[valtsv]

had a dream that a masked guy with a knife was standing outside my window while i was making dinner and when i acknowledged his presence and asked him what he wanted he told me that i was really bad at chopping onions and that if i let him in he could show me how to do it properly. so because dream me is a fucking dumbass i let him in and of course he chased me and stabbed me. but as i was bleeding out i realized i could be hilarious about it. so i looked up at him and said "wow you're really bad at chopping onions" and he got so mad he killed me.

[pectinpeeress]

Allow me to explain,

Studio Bones:

Arakawa:

[happyk44]

Highlights from the tags:

#studio bones thinks hes a whore #arakawa thinks hes an asshole #theyre both correct #fmab from @smartypunk

#what’s interesting is Bones’ art is more like the image that Mustang wants to project #the lazy womanizer who is no threat - which 03 liked to play up #while Arakawa’s art is who he really is #focused and ambitious #inchresting #roy mustang #fma#fullmetal alchemist from @justanotherflailgirl 

#one man raised by cocaine stock brokers #the other raised by prostitutes in a brothel #both war criminals #roy mustang from @correctfullmetalalchemist

[falsedetective]

A Groggy Senate Approves Making Daylight Saving Time Permanent

Legislation that passed unanimously would end the practice of setting clocks back one hour in the fall. Its prospects were uncertain in the

this is so fuckign funny. rubio just walked into the senate chamber and said “this is bullshit, right?” and partisan divisions were healed

[anais-ninja-bitch]

heartbreaking: worst person you know makes a good point

[b1zarreparallax]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[spacebugarts]

Oh my god its real

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[shadybacon]

I think my favorite thing about this post is how when you watch the video again it’s incredibly obvious that he’s a manakin, and yet because one fucking dude on twitter claimed to be the person who made the video everyone is citing that tweet like it’s a fucking scholarly source.

[ameriqan]

Oh my god https://youtu.be/aF1qQxPhybE

[verusmihi]

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[william-snekspeare]

working memory bad 💚

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[p3r1]

bruh I found this picture a few months ago

and i spent a lot of time for this piece of shit. I'm disappointed

[rickylafleurs]

[colonel-chicken]

More of this nonsense. Introducing the Burger King of Kansai!

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[emosyzoth]

[viria]

first is zombie apocalypse AU, second is..we all know:”)

[kaijuno]

some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez

[newsandletterscommittee]

[ohlivish]

I recommend scrolling to a port and start clicking the fuschia dots. They’re pleasure crafts, owned by civilians, and they have the most amazing names.

[ectoimp]