take it bitch

22/Detroit It's all a role play. Don't catch feelings.

[tempestpaige]

in my mothers jewelry box, hidden amongst precious family heirlooms was a promotional coin for space jam

[snazzy-adam]

Reblog the spacejam coin for luck and money

[joshua-r-m]

I want this so bad

[jaxblade]

SLAMJAM GOOD FORTUNE 

[theft-nymphet]

I think I'm addicted to gambling and I haven't told anyone yet.

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[studynow]

Reblogging cause it’s just so fucking adorable

[s-castillo]

I

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[trappgawdess-deactivated2022111]

Lowkey super wet now

[destinimoniquee]

I need $710 by August 1st so I need this to work 😊

[homotron5k]

That’s gorgeous.

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[babygirl-lifts]

Mansley in a bowl wishes you luck on your next haul. May this image of his smol self send good vibes your way✌

[novicelifter-blog]

Always reblog the lifting kitten

[uze]

[heylookitsarevolution]

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

[theft-nymphet]

$83.50 worth of underwear

[no-corners-deactivated20160918]

Reblog if you hope Tumblr's shoplifting fandom has a good and safe day

[nekolifts]

looking for more lifter blogs to follow!

reblog this if ur an active lifter blog my dash is dead !!

[theft-nymphet]

Only got what I could for up my sleeve at the grocery store today. Like $24

[theft-nymphet]

If you really want to laugh check out the shoplifting subreddit. They're so messy.

[theft-nymphet]

I’ve been justifying going to the casino by comparing it to how much stuff I’ve lifted. I mean, I just saved $200 so I can spend $80 gambling… No morals.

[theft-nymphet]

I love buxom gloss. Probably about $200

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[theft-nymphet]

Aye aye aye, you're so beautiful and I hope your day goes smoothly and free of unwanted stressors

[theft-nymphet]

how society reacts to your grades

bad at the arts: you're not less intelligent, you just have a technical mind

bad at math/science: you must be stupid

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

some of u are not cute enough to be as mean as u are