* gently dismantles the 4th wall *

Brain Fart Depository

[theartofangirling]

everyone say thank you to that one anne hathaway twelfth night promo image for all it's done for fandom

[jellyeliart]

Thank you Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night promo image! I love you Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night promo image!

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

[purplepints]

Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.

[pmamtraveller]

« Daughter » oil on linen by Filip Mirazovic

[racketghost]

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

[racketghost]

[tags via : @heavenly-havoc]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[earhartsease]

artist: Vasil Woodland

[winonaparadise]

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

[simkaye]

Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[eccebitch]

[fabricandcircuits]

Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said

[angelsaxis]

Today on Hozier liked

[fluffygif]

[were--ralph]

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

[evengirlierballs]

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

[were--ralph]

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

[buns-of-men]

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

[tovakiin]

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

[perquisitemagnate]

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

[azothelement-deactivated2019010]

Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

[dracophile]

Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”

[snapfoo]

THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME

[pcare-o-dactyl]

[justanotherdmdammit]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.