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Sometimes, I remember that I am an adult with free will. When I do, I use it to commission acclaimed thunder-and-woodsmoke voiced British actor Ralph Ineson to read one of my favorite mini-monologues from the Creature in Frankenstein. And it worked. And he did it so brilliantly in like 40 seconds. And now this exists, and his voice is almost exactly how I’ve imagined the Creature’s sounding for years. And I just think a) we need a full audio drama now and b) Ralph Ineson is one of the greatest acting talents of our generation and I cannot BELIEVE he did this.

aiboumatsu

WHAT

thedogopera

byjove

I love how NYC has done everything under the sun to deal with the rat problem and now they’re circled back and are like “Ok. We’ll legalize bodega cats. We need cats manning the food stores.” ancient problems require ancient solutions.

what-even-is-thiss

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

i-am-a-fish

why do I have to pay to live in an apartment, this should be free

i-am-a-fish

reblogging this because I reread my post just now and I'm right

f4k3lu

You are right but also I thought you lived in a fishbowl or even better a cool pond.

i-am-a-fish

can't afford pond the housing market is in shambles

depsidase

idratherhavefreedom

ains-art

He's waving hello to you

.... or maybe he's getting ready to take off

spinachteeth

politijohn

undeadentropy

Friendly reminder he is no longer under trump protection and isnt using his son as a bullet shield anymore. Great time to become a hero that history will immortalize if you happen to be in the area :)