break;

Name me and so shall you break me.

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[radiofreederry]

Jersey Mikes doesn’t sell meatball subs

[frostedcupcakesftw]

6 word horror story

[barryogg]

[watermel9n-deactivated20230314]

[aturnoftheearth]

literally 10 years since 2012. what’s next? 10 years since 2013?

[aturnoftheearth]

[angelicguy]

me if im being completely honest.

[angelicguy]

getting a lot of hate for this one. grow up

[wingsfromwhere]

[chongoblog]

Soda Saturday

[dwinkus]

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

[digitised-celluloid]

[p1sswallet-deactivated20231224]

Queen

[clown-princess]

God forbid women do anything

[mystic-mousegirl]

@tonysopranobignaturals

[argumate]

the first early hominid to make use of metaphor or allegory must have blown the others away, "your actions will have consequences... just like a tree has fruit!" WOOAHHHH holy shit guys did you catch that

[apricops]

one hominid is so impressed that he goes back home and is like “this cave feels so peaceful tonight... just like a tree has fruit” and everyone makes fun of him

[argumate]

whole tribe going completely apeshit at first ever comedian

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[sirrah1940]

Corporations use Health Care as a weapon against employees.

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

forum-raised girl who comments “bump” on every post she reblogs

[dragongirltongue]

Bump

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[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

bumpehh.

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;[[ P I N K moon _d0LL., – &you’rearegulardecoratedemergencyy. yez i maek typos sometimez…DEAL W IT :]⠀⠀⠀

[hebicakes]

bump!

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💔 Dark, so dark are all my reasons

And in your bed I toss and turn 💔

💔 My love has grown

Like a vine around my throat 💔

“Doesn’t matter how good your intentions are if you take things too far in the end.”

[freakslut]

bump 030

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“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” — Marilyn Monroe

[howlingday]

Dragon Ball Question:

Frieza refers to Saiyans as monkeys. The obvious reason is that Saiyans have monkey tails, and the giant Oozaru look like baboons, which are monkeys. I get that.

But how does Frieza know what a monkey is, if it is an animal that only lives on Earth and assuming Frieza has never been to Earth before encountering the Saiyans?

[gokustits]

[sleepy-bebby]

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

[boggblog]

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

[mynameis-snail]

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

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[flipchild]

Mm yum I eat it forever maybe

[creaturey]

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

[wordswithimages]