midnight whisperings

"The rest is confetti". Ollie. they/them.

[thegayglowup]

Holidays are hard enough w/ abusive family members. This year all the good things are gone too.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[alittlefallofgay]

The girls are TALKING

[rooftop-bingo]

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

[muscosus]

[lizclimo]

self-care bear 

[constable-frozen]

Elsa

[retrogamingblog]

[paniniwitharugula]

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

[bunjywunjy]

incandescent

[sugarsheeps]

Thats george washington

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Dr. Samuel Beckett mid Leap

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

[chillcatcryptid]

Wow…

[quotemadness]

“Admire as much as you can, most people don’t admire enough.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

[lovesongsmp3-moved-deactivated2]

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

[gaypeopletwitter]

[chapscher]

all of you are correct

[evilkakyoin]

ppl take blocking so seriously. i block ppl every day. ppl ive never interacted with. they make a dumb comment on someone elses post and i block em. prevent any future encounters!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

tfw no Pokemon VR yet

[catchymemes]

[nirtonic]

Malignant compliance is an effective tool to keep in obese quiver

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

It’s more commonly known as “work-to-rule” and here’s a great story about one case of its successful use.

https://libcom.org/blog/work-rule-11052014

“The day after Starbucks workers met at the Bat Cave we found ourselves working an understaffed morning shift but this time it was different. Instead of feeling the normal frustration, those of us who were at the meeting exchanged knowing glances and began implementing our plan of following every rule, thereby slowing down service. We also whispered to partners who were not in the know to slow down, don’t kill yourself. It was as if everyone took a deep breath and began working at a safe and thorough pace. The effects were instant. The speed of service dropped immediately. We ran out of brewed coffee because we were only brewing when the beeper signaled it was time. Everyone stayed in the positions they were assigned and acted only at the directions of the Store Manager. Every 10 minutes when someone was assigned to clean the lobby, we did a thorough job, ensuring everything was clean and properly stocked. Every drink and food order was perfect.

Dan, the Store Manager, lost his mind.”

[apocalyptic-mailman]

Also sometimes referred to as “malicious compliance”, and it’s my favorite thing

[xennyh]

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

ive never been more confused in my entire life

[sitcomlesbian]

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

[icicledream-archive]

armbok

[icicledream-archive]

i was told to give him legs

[icicledream-archive]

update 

[blackpyrefly]

team yell grunt

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

enemy from a 90′s beat em’ up

[christophernolan]

The saga of Joey reading Little Women.