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Dan | 18 | Hufflepuff | Vejovis |

[weloveshortvideos]

[badgaichrichri]

what IS THIS

[awkturtle]

HE LOOKS SO JEALOUS AFTER THE DOG DRIVES AWAY

[kingrudegyalchina]

How do y'all teach y'all dogs to do this ?!!!!!

[stayingwoke]

She told him, “Move” and he just took off… CRINE

[mszombi]

How come a dog can drive a car but I can’t?

[theghostklng-blog]

Everyone @ Hamilton: Why do you write like you're running out of time??

Hamilton: bECAUSE THE DEADLINE IS TOMORROW.

[jesic-deactivated20120519]

[baronvonhammersmash-deactivated]

[wispywinterwind-deactivated2016]

I’M STILL LAUGHING LIKE AN UNCONTROLLABLE SCREECHING PARROT.

[yourfursona]

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

[yourfursona]

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

[theghostklng-blog]

I’m trash

[theghostklng-blog]

Annabeth: I'm kinda cold.

Percy: Here, have my jacket.

Piper: I'm cold, too.

Jason: Well, damn, Pipes, I can't control the weather.

Piper:

Jason:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Jason: Wait-

[gryffon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Gotta be careful how you fold these.

[tooquirkytolose]

ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason

[chinese-satellite-deactivated20]

you can tell who is boring by looking through the reblogs on this and seeing who says WWII 

[fellytones]

during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house

[but-ur-not-remus-lupin]

reblog to save a life

[theghostklng-blog]

me, talking to my 12 year old dog: hi puppy! you are just a little puppy! the tiniest pup! a little baby dog!

my 12 year old dog: *slowly stands and groans due to his arthritis and aging hips, so that i can pet his face, which is turning white from age*

me: a wee dog infant

[yoursummerdreamz]

[cupcakelogic]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[pocula-blog]

[mcdonaaald]

Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad

[fitzdyke]

spring is apparently gonna take ages to come this year. but I’m glad that Persephone is getting laid for a bit longer.

[pyrolatrya]

#‘no mom I’m not coming home yet. idk maybe april or something. me and hades just started Breaking Bad.’

[privileged-anarchists]

Save the tape! via /r/firstworldanarchists http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldanarchists/comments/4f9bqt/save_the_tape/

[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[bitchvirgo]

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life