The glaciers made you and now you're mine

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[frankiecorleone]

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[wetheurban]

It’s me and whatever song is holding me together against the world.

[barnaclebat]

Another day another what the fuck

[ruhaniya]

"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.

[dorfs]

getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later

overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[scandiumsky]

I’m such a slut for thunderstorms

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[perriaeyjeve]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time