The hovel of a feral blog goblin

lvl 25 // autistic // enby (he/they)

[filibusterfrog]

goliath for @thegoblindruid

[theotherendcomics]

The tree pictured is clearly a shagbark hickory, not an oak. This comic is so fake

[homunculus-argument]

I've seen a lot of posts talking about how you shouldn't get a working breed to just be a companion dog because they'll get bored without a task to do and if the dog is miserable, then everyone is, but I don't think I've seen anyone specifically talking about how you shouldn't get a guard dog breed in an apartment building.

This dog type's literal job is to alert everyone in the household that There's Fucking People Out There, and in an apartment, there's always going to be people out there. You can't prohibit a living thing from doing the task they were born to do, and putting one into a place where doing just that will make everyone miserable just isn't fair.

[vilekasen]

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[paper--machete]

[its-your-mind]

[zukothelasthonorbender]

on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat

[nitewrighter]

[aaaangel444]

[rubysapphrald]

my goal is to collect one of these for every state

[1anonyymous1]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[homunculus-argument]

"White people/Europeans/Finnish people can only handle mildly spicy food" is a statistical error. My boyfriend, who lives in a cave and will simply pass away if his delicate, frail-as-silkpaper palate detects a single molecule of chili powder in his store-bought, prepackaged chicken curry, is an outlier and should not have been included.

[homunculus-argument]

"A single sweet-and-sour corn chip would have enough flavour to kill a medieval peasant." Well, a single bowl of medieval peasants' leek-and-onion gruel pottage would have enough flavour to kill the love of my life.

[homunculus-argument]

For the sake of clarity, my boyfriend is neurotypical, not allergic to anything, nor does he have sensory processing issues of any kind. He refuses to develop a tolerance to spices out of concern that learning to eat spicy foods would make him too accustomed to the luxury.

[powerburial]

you dare extend your bulbs toward me?

[weaver-z]

.................

[powerburial]

[vexwerewolf]

Crypto is dying, reblog to make it die faster

[fwizard]

[srsfunny]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who wants to hear a story about how stupid I am

[forestuck]

Isnt that why we’re on this website

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every single time I hear someone reference Madonna as still being alive (like when they mention her Tumblr or Instagram), my brain immediately goes, “wait, no. Madonna is very definitely dead.” Like, I am CERTAIN that Madonna is dead. It’s a rock solid fact of my existence, there’s simply no way she’s alive, that’s “proof you’ve woken up in a parallel universe” kind of shit.

Madonna is not dead. But I keep forgetting that, and being dead certain that she is. I remember watching documentaries about her, about her history of being abused at home and in the industry, about her courage and skill and how she was taken advantage of, about what an iconic actress she was. I remember the outrage when that Playboy jerk got buried next to her as “the ultimate blonde”.

Now, people more astute than me might have noticed that I have confused Madonna with Marilyn Monroe. I usually don’t get this far in the proceedings. I usually go, “oh, I must be confusing her with someone else. Who is it… oh, Marilyn! It’s the M’s that must be tripping me up!

“I’ve confused Madonna with Marilyn Manson!”

[kaylapocalypse]

Who is also still alive, though I genuinely wish he wasn’t.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was confused by this reaction so I googled Marilyn Manson and it turns out I have also confused Marilyn Manson with Eddie Izzard.

[scrumptiousangst]

How many celebrity victims with this identity trolly claim before you find someone actually dead?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I get those two confused too 😭#also. this is a safe space so I will ask#is marilyn manson not a serial killer 

WHEN I REALISED MY MARILYN MONROE MISTAKE I ALSO THOUGHT THIS but no apparently he is a singer and I don’t know what the serial killer’s name is

[alexseanchai]

Charles Manson. Who is in fact dead.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Bestie she’s on Tumblr.

[chongoblog]

Twitter update for those of you wise enough to be staying away.

So Elon found that the app was running slow, and was then corrected live on Twitter by an employee.

As you might imagine, our special boy took this very well

But we’re not done yet! Because I’m sure you’re wondering “how on earth did he end up making it so that Twitter’s no longer slow?”

Well before the guy was fired, he was asked what his take was:

So AFTER he was fired

(and if you don’t quite get the technobabble, basically Elon stole his idea)

But wait, we’re still not done!

He mentioned that he would be turning off a bunch of “bloatware”, yeah? You don’t think he authorized them shutting off something really important like, say, two-factor authentication, do you?

Nahhhhhh, I’m just messing with you! He didn’t deactivate two-factor authentication and open a huge security risk! Don’t worry, everyone’s Twitter account is still secure on that front!

So secure in fact:

That he DID turn off the microservice for sending your phone the 2FA confirmation code.

Elon has owned this website for a little over two weeks

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

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