As the God of This world, y'all are hilarious

I'm just here for the Tumblr ride

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Though two isn’t odd it’s still a prime number like all of the odd numbers, plus yes you are very correct that all odd numbers have the letter E in them but not all prime numbers have an E in them two being the example

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Welcome to 2020

[sadboygothboi-deactivated201911]

Let’s fuck everywhere we shouldn’t

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Oh yes that sounds like a plan little lover, I’ll take you places we aren’t allowed to be and push your body to limits you didn’t even know you had

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

I was smooth as fuck back then

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[fishingisuniversal]

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

I want art of Miles looking at his Spiderman reflection touching his own hand with his parents peaking through the door

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Edit, someone sent this art to me

[blackgirloutrage2-blog]

PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first.

[dynastylnoire]

I’m in a FB group where dudes 30 and older were having full tantrums over this post. These are the same guys that admit:

Not deleting nudes post break up

Not believing when women that were sexually assaulted

Not believing sex with a partner that is sleeping is rape

Etc.

Please do not date people that take issue with your protecting yourself.

[adreamdeferred]

i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety.

[dandridgegirl]

Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text.

[furbytheminx]

Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more.

[on-your-knees-darling]

All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge.

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

As a woman legitimately just shut the fuck up you insecure bitches, if I were too ever stoop as low as you women I’d put a bullet in my head immediately, y'all are just scared of men because of a few bad apples around the world, my girlfriend is a rape victim so you can’t call me out on that, there wasn’t a single person who didn’t believe her, and I personally went on a hunt for the man who disgraced her, the men who do this women are cowards, if a man is confident in himself then there’s a good 70% chance he won’t do anything you don’t want him to, plus tons of women dream about being fucked in there sleep, me included, you disgust me. Your all just cowards who think you can’t defend yourselves. Well women up, don’t take a picture of someone’s license plate and send it to your friends jeez don’t you know anything of the criminal underworld, that plate number will be found and copied onto a different car to be used in a crime implicating the man you betrayed, so back off ladies you don’t deserve love in any shape or form so have fun dying sad, ugly and alone. *drops the mic*

[333volt]

holy shit shut the fuck up you trick ass bitch

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

But I’m right

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

And you know it

[seaside-werewolf]

okay here's maybe an obscure hot take ive not really seen- I don't like when tomboy characters/butch characters are show as more typically feminine in the future....Like maybe a TV ep where they've grown up, or a comic when they're like a parent in the future and it's always got this air of "they mellowed out" and became """normal looking""" and it plays right into the "it's a phase" thinking that's thrown at nearly every gnc gay woman lol

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Yeah I always thought that wasn't fair to the fans

[unclefather]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

[ominouspaperclip]

Saw some memes, decided to combine them. Original comic by seebangnow. Edit by me.

[weareatgreg]

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

[celeste59]

15 years 💕

Thank you Boys ❤️❤️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imjustsoscaredallthetime]

[wtfteaching]

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[catrinecat]

Show this to an overly religious person to start a combat session.

[king-monky]

someone please edit some brains in a horse stable

[civil-defense-system]

Like this?

[king-monky]

mentally stable

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

I’m gonna beat you to death with my shoe

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Ahaha

[oh-dear-i-just-want-to-be-thin]

Don't forget to drink your water so you can cry more!

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Bitch

[blackgirloutrage2-blog]

PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first.

[dynastylnoire]

I’m in a FB group where dudes 30 and older were having full tantrums over this post. These are the same guys that admit:

Not deleting nudes post break up

Not believing when women that were sexually assaulted

Not believing sex with a partner that is sleeping is rape

Etc.

Please do not date people that take issue with your protecting yourself.

[adreamdeferred]

i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety.

[dandridgegirl]

Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text.

[furbytheminx]

Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more.

[on-your-knees-darling]

All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge.

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

As a woman legitimately just shut the fuck up you insecure bitches, if I were too ever stoop as low as you women I’d put a bullet in my head immediately, y'all are just scared of men because of a few bad apples around the world, my girlfriend is a rape victim so you can’t call me out on that, there wasn’t a single person who didn’t believe her, and I personally went on a hunt for the man who disgraced her, the men who do this women are cowards, if a man is confident in himself then there’s a good 70% chance he won’t do anything you don’t want him to, plus tons of women dream about being fucked in there sleep, me included, you disgust me. Your all just cowards who think you can’t defend yourselves. Well women up, don’t take a picture of someone’s license plate and send it to your friends jeez don’t you know anything of the criminal underworld, that plate number will be found and copied onto a different car to be used in a crime implicating the man you betrayed, so back off ladies you don’t deserve love in any shape or form so have fun dying sad, ugly and alone. *drops the mic*

[333volt]

holy shit shut the fuck up you trick ass bitch

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

But I'm right

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Same

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Damn right😉😉😉

[miloyiannopoulos]

🕉.

[surprisebitch]

i would literally eat this for free wtf

[arcaniumagi2]

They just fruits????

[systlin]

I could eat this in like, 20 minutes if I was willing to accept the gut cramps after.

[crownedscribe]

those are colour-coded fruits AND they're rainbow i could eat this in under an hour?????

[emeraldmercury]

Take a handful of each fruit and mix it with dates syrup. Perfect for evening snacks. 

[thegoddesofeverythinglewd]

Give me five minutes and I could do this