lost in the sauce

(nico she/they 25) the horrors persist, yet so does my silliness

[sevenmoreminutes]

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

[scottiequeen]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[byjove]

Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.

[byjove]

I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.

[byjove]

Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty

[squeakitties]

THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

[squeakitties]

[persephonbee]

[rangerpanties]

i hate when i rb a post going around and i agree w it then but then 2 days later a post critiquing it ALSO goes around and i realize i actually agree w the criticism more. deeply humbling to find out i too am bad at reading comprehension sometimes

[officialkendallroy]

life is so hard for a 23 year old teenage girl who is always lonely in her room

[uglygirlstatus]

why the fuck do old people lick their hands before touching every single piece of paper in their line of sight why why why why why it is so fucking disgusting I refuse to believe their hands are that dry that they need to remoisten their fingertips for every single individual god damn piece of paper what is wrong with you.

[justclammyhandthings]

they want what we have

[raytoroapologist]

"i love music i wish i could hold it" well you can it's called a CD and it's got a hole and everything

[sexygaywizard]

TONIGHT WE FUCK MUSIC!!!

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

there are rays of sunshine in this dark world

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kalamity-jayne]

Me in the pussy if I'm being honest.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[nightcord-at-25]

i am so obsessed with this fucked up green dog from pikmin 4. i like that shes a girl.

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[sandmandaddy69]

[tatzelwurming]

I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

blood and guts enjoyers when their beloved characters are in pain: woagh….. is this gay sex