Time To Set Sail...

Rieru, 24

[make--it--gayer]

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[whitepeopletwitter]

[penny-anna]

Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh

A hobbit: o_o

Boromir: yes?

Hobbits: o_o o_o

Boromir: can i… Help you?

Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o

Boromir: …

Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o

Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable

Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<

[tehri]

Pippin: stars above your poor feet

Frodo: Pippin!

Merry: Aren’t they cold?!

Frodo: MERRY!

Pippin: They’re so small!

Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE

Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!

Frodo: I am most certainly no-

Sam: I am.

[penny-anna]

Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before

Boromir: I am putting my boots back on

[wromwood]

Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!

Boromir: (slaps hand away)

[penny-anna]

Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!

Boromir: 

[penny-anna]

Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw

Faramir: please don’t do that

[heydocverdant]

Bold of this to assume Gandalf hasn’t allowed himself to go barefoot in Hobbiton at least once in his life

[writterings]

bold of you to assume gandalf has feet

[rustandruin]

[sadgaywerewolf]

how dare you not include the best part

[likeawildthing]

i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good

[mydearthisbe]

[likeawildthing]

100% believe that if petunia hadn’t cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like

try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening 

“you can’t wear that james”  “it’s the only way i’m going, lil”  “fine but give me your wand”  “my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?”  “both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”

“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”

petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement

actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family

standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family

and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real

[perhapsarat]

guys this is a very important post and i’ve been thinking about it all morning 

[vendetta06]

are you a bad at math gay, bad at sports gay, or doesn’t know shit about cars gay?

[spiroandthelacktones]

i sure am

[psvlms]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

[gay-for-toasters]

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

[oatkheeper]

how much nort could a xehanort nort if a xehanort could nort nort

[sugaryjeon-deactivated20150429]

13 nort

[oatkheeper]

thanks i was nort sure

[sugaryjeon-deactivated20150429]

nort a problem

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

[gayrob0t]

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

[gayrob0t]

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

[iguanamouth]

[thegoodshiprieru]

malfoy: you know that thing where you think about how much you hate someone and you get a boner?

crabbe: what the fuck

goyle: yeah, no one does that

malfoy: haha yeah i was totally just kidding

malfoy internally: fuck

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[sndwave]

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

[turtleduckdate]

“Don we now our gay apparel”

*grabs my flannel*

[michaelsgavin]

michael and gavin: a summary

[newlabours]

[spongebob-daily]