Fuck solar punk. An evil solar punk style pseudo manifesto
(Fuck your naming schemes too)
Based on ville kallio joke
So I have been figuring an attack vector and what I mostly figured is that it is hope porn, suburban green energy porn for the lefties to cope with
No real sustainability, just a futurist cottage core thing with no conflict
My anti thesis:
The world factory
The world factory is the paper clip maximizer gone wholesome
Moving by the prompth "make client (defined as: any sapient on the surface of the earth) happy (defined as all its material needs suficed) by the method of producing and selling products from a database"
It may almost destroyed the atmosphere before pumping the same components of air back to the atmosphere as an exhaust of chemical processing, it may have used all of the ocean, but open lidded continental water tanks are just oceans in disguise
Most of the economy in the world factory has been driven to octaves of a cent, its practically a ritual paying for your shit
Most conflicts in the world factory run around decadence and the search of meaning, no evil government (the one that is there is the owners of the world factory and they are pretty powerless and just have the only rule of "don't kill your fellow man)
as in the solar punk fantasy you are just a serf in your comune, your purpose moving the solar truck to the city and pay the communal rent of your cottage on the collapsing concrete vertical farm where the adapted old government still works inside
Mixed concepts I didn't find how to writte nicely into
vestigial functions, almost everyone moves by public transportation, the roads and others don't really serve any other purpose than vestigial responses to old needs, people mostly use public transportation because a lot of the world factory can only be accessed by foot or a limited assortment of small vehicles cars and trucks turn into old things The factory still thinks we need
Ultra dense housing
They tried saving the eviroment by using 5 different AIs what they all did was join the maximizer and practically disco elysium the fucker and providing it with new things to make on its data base, also creating the cognito strata Internet by cable for everyone and the biggest server complex ever
Yes, meat is sadly factory farmed all vegetables are GMO to grow on fucking concrete and the difference is almost none, because of Sci fi hormonal manipulation
Violence is sadly part of the search of meaning but it regularly means nothing (for the world factory) an apartment complex leveled to the fucking floor can be rebuilt in weeks




















