"La vie est drôle" Life is funny @thehalfpintbeansprout - Tumblr Blog

i dont think you guys understand. we’re gonna lose yahoo answers classics like “if i am bitten by a turtle can we still drink orange juice” if we dont act fast

starlightshoe

for reference:

cundtcake

bunjywunjy

not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS

bunjywunjy

YO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 12,000 NOTES IN 14 HOURS

eludyaq

Because it is well and truly blessed.

glyndarling

That is because a hyena is, in fact a cat! ”Oh, Glynn,” you say, “Feliforma is kind of a ways back there on the…” No! Cat is cat! I bet they sit in boxes, too.

jadegordon

Could someone kindly provide a Hyena with a box and see what happens? I’ll wait.

bunjywunjy

meow

the-chanel-boots-deactivated202

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

puff-to-tuff

thanks, i hate it

maxinbc-deactivated20210518

omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

axolootl

trying to write a character smarter than you:

draco0xd

I can relate to this so much, like, how the fuck do I make him seem smarter if all in his head is inside mine and I am a complete idiot?

hatin

spending money seems like a good idea until it’s all gone

littlebirdofprey

Piece of media: here’s a female assassin

Me: nice

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-

Me: *already asleep*

crazyintheeast

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands

an-aesthetic-messs

Me: *wakes up* Go on

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

shout to any childrens media nowadays that has female characters who are just super fucking weird bc growing up i just remember lot of boy characters who got to be funny and weird and all the girl characters were like the serious ones who desired order and followed the rules meanwhile i was always running around barefoot and foaming at the mouth and eating snails and i barely knew what gender was

I haven't logged on to this site in years honestly. How are people hanging on? Doing okay? Any one need a hug?

babyanimalgifs

tastefullyoffensive

To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)

ruisi

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

the-real-eye-to-see

But they value our lives even less

fonzworthcutlass

Ok but look:

donzo1234

I’m really screaming

lebritanyamor-deactivated202601

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

gyarados-rider

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)