it's time to be happy

[pisswizzard]

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[serious]

[illuminosity]

hp houses as text posts

slytherin: no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom (x)

ravenclaw: Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times. (x)

gryffindor: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry (x)

hufflepuff: what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other (x)

[graceslibrary]

Currently reading! 😄☀️🍦

[perhapsarat]

this is honestly one of my favourite parts of the whole series

[perhapsarat]

@blommowitch asked me to draw this part so here you go

[markv5]

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

sometimes you can’t do everything, and that’s okay - just try your best when you can, please, that’s all that matters

[chibird]

Learning to love yourself is hard, but here’s a self-love hedgehog to help you out! :D <3

[afloweroutofstone]

I would never do it as long as I live, of course, but jokes about casually destroying/defacing major works of art are so much fun for me. There’s something unique about standing in front of something and thinking “if I swing at this really hard I can instantly destroy $50 million in property and immeasurable globally-recognized artistic and cultural value”

[argumate]

the call of the void

the only way to instantly create a Wikipedia page for yourself

[apagewithaview]

Thank you to the publishers who sent these books! 💙

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

Love it!

[bromojumbo]

*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE

[itsonlyaubrey]

Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs

[paper-mario-wiki]

when someone reblogs my posts with “i ghostwrote this” i get weirdly defensive

cuz like

no u didnt. i did. fuck u. my funny internet jokes are the only thing i have in life, dont take that away from me.

[paper-mario-wiki]

your days are fucking numbered, kid

[dobladim]

[awwww-cute]

[the-cardboard-warrior]

Hey bro

[dianaprincedaily]

Gal Gadot behind the scenes of Wonder Woman

[zombeesknees]