A Woman Should Be An Illusion

Erica. 24. The Epitome of a Scorpio. A Bit of an Exhibitionist. Vegan. Nerd. Runner. Youtube Enthusiast.

[lanemarvels]

This is what true art is

[violadvis]

Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing (1987) 

[laughcentre]

[beepbeepdaddad-deactivated20180]

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

[brood-mother]

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

[gan-firling-deactivated20141208]

WHAT DID WE DO?!

[regularlesbian]

[squidbroom]

[texnessa]

When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

[trickstertime]

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan

[beameized]

The USA is doing that rn and is mad at immigrants so some things never change

[kaldicuct]

When did America invade Mexico? Just wondering.

[skrytch]

1846

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

we literally stole texas from mexico bud

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

This is exactly why history classes are important

[amyamychan]

This is why history classes with books that DON’T LIE are important.

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!

Administration.”

[lovingrot]

Let Him In He Just Wants To

Fuck

[spidermannowayhome]

[thenatsdorf]

Angry kitten at the vet clinic. [source]

[unicorns-and-fairy-dust-deactiv]

Video footage of me, doing anything. Everyday.

[foxmulders]

cat: my sons are dead :(

roose bolton:

[funeralcity]

evil party rock is in the house tonight

everybody just have a bad time

and we gon make you lose your minds

we just wanna see you

die

[powerfulwizard]

Everyday I’m suffering

[melonmemes]

[sarahseeandersen]

[robertpattisons]

[teathattast]

[effervescentbi]

the revengers: they’re trying

[aftermay]

[aq2003]

star wars as vines