woke up in a safe house

robin | 24 philadelphia/western mass here we go again

[yellow-cat]

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[djglory]

realizing nothing can fill my void other than doing everything i said i would do for myself

[calellon]

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

[64mpg]

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

[tvandfilm]

Seinfeld, The Summer of George (S08E22)

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

i like to blame myself for everything just in case

[exitwound]

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[dismalspectre]

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

[bullenterprise]

healthy progression of a relationship would necessarily bring an end to yearning? categorically false. a true yearner can yearn even in the most fulfilled scenarios. a true yearner can be nuts deep, inventing more esoteric levels of desired intimacy on the fly.

[lamignonette]

[bitethebullets]

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

[phantomrose96]

I love "never kill yourself!!!" as a declaration about good news like. However it comes with the unshakeable curse of "not suitable for all group situations."