Para O Vazio

[uroko]

鏡花水月

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

~ Within, without ~

"Ordinary" matter makes up at best 5% of energy in the observable universe. The remaining ~95% is estimated to be about 27% dark matter and 68% dark energy. This is, coincidentally, the same type of distribution one sees within the "Normal" or Gaussian distribution in statistics.

Extrapolate -- ordinary matter is anything but. We are made of material which is a statistical outlier in our own universe. Ghosts are not disembodied spirits; rather, people are "embodied" spirits, trapped in prisons of flesh, isolated from the overwhelming majority of the world. And to the Shadow People, it is we who are the shadows. We fear them, when all they are trying to do is set us free.

[julieterbang]

astrailor_jp

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

need to know where this is pleeeeease, anybody

[girlfri3nd]

CAN YOU PLEASE RB THIS WITH IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOULMATES OR NOT IN THE TAGS??? (I BELIEVE IN THEM! IT IS TOO SAD TO THINK WE DON’T HAVE SOULMATES)

[ugly-giant-bags-of-mostly-water]

what about those who have no souls

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

h o l e m a t e s

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

margaret belongs to the void now

[korunak]

riita ikonen

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

a gentle reminder that you just need to make things a tiny bit better for your future self. reading one page, writing one sentence, getting half of a task done, it’s still good.

[aavaradeactivated-deactivated20]

what is everyone currently reading🤨🤨

[5-and-a-half-acres]

Some more favorites from the past year.

[meerschweinchen-archive]

fascinated by the kind of people who actually wear pyjamas to sleep

[meerschweinchen-archive]

okay let’s do this tag your sun/moon and what you wear to sleep

[meerschweinchen-archive]

#i’m a double virgo and i wear actual pyjamas or i cannot sleep of course

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

i wear nothing. i do not sleep. ♊^2

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Gormondo

[varanids]

Big Sexy

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

Lode the Shameless

[weirdness-is-good]

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

THIS is how to appropriately spend tax dollars.

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

Daily News

Johnson & Johnson has announced that it will be breaking up into two separate, but still respectably large Johnsons.

[ungoliantschilde]

As Promised: the Jimi Hendrix art of Jean Giraud, aka Moebius.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

[forever-lynx]

?? they made the minions immortal???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.

Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.

[dame-a-dozen-deactivated2023061]

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

[sammy-genderspikeidiot]

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not god per se but… something.

[jackest-jack]

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

[what-even-is-thiss]

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

[crap-copper]

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

[theholewhereapersonshouldbe]

so, now we're saying that any new minions are canonically GMO food

[forest-dreams]

The most wonderful stroll today through Dean Village, Edinburgh.

[bad-days-are-ok]

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