Firm defender of the Oxford comma

Ella • she/her • ur mom • 🎗✡️

[thehumanbeans]

Hi. I’m Ella. Here’s my info:

- she/her

- Jewish

- Not a minor

- Lexie (@.fractals) from Quotev

- I write fanfic

- I tag: #tw XXX and #tw: XXX

I do stupid shit a lot and sometimes talk about it here

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Tags under cut:

#ella says some words for anytime I talk (in both reblogs and og posts) and #ellasogcontent for full posts I make

#jewish for jewish (what no way the crowd said)

#quotev for doomposting

#writing for writing shit

#marching band for band

#critters for animals

fandoms: #pjo for riordanverse #tdp for dragon prince #atla for avatar the last airbender #koltc for keeper of the lost cities #maze runner for maze runner #separate peace for asp #princess bride for princess bride

im watching miraculous rn and when im done it WILL be your problem its so bad i love it :)

[ninjagokata]

chapter 5 weird route (or weird route in general)

[stuck-in-jelly]

I just cant believe that its finally me and you,

And you and me

Just us,

And your Ex-brother-in-law Terry

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: Terry :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

[petimetrek]

I've been kind of obsessed with them since I watched the last season. I think Soren needed to be comforted by Corvus... They never really talked about what happened and it didn't sit well with me, so I drew this.

[important-cat-pics]

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[afurioushawk]

Mamdani admitting he can't arrest Netanyahu and has been knowingly wasting everybody's time on political theater on the same day it's revealed his closest lawyer has been making money off stock on Israeli bomb manufacturing is something they'd dock points for in a creative writing class.

[home-and-having-tea]

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

[home-and-having-tea]

Gotta do everything my damn self in this house smh

[home-and-having-tea]

On my Martian bullshit again

[home-and-having-tea]

My man Mark would record a video discussing life in the Hab and talk about Lewis’s music, and proceed to give an example. Mark Watney would Rickroll the entire Internet from another planet.

[sixparttimecube]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

vibes who posted this

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[abbiistabbii]

[hiswifesghost]

lord please take all the Palestinian people’s pain and suffering away and give them to these scam bots pretending to be them and robbing donation money from them

[prismatic-bell]

To the heads and willing participants in those organizations. And may those trafficked into being those scammers be freed, and may there be peace in our lifetimes.

Amen v'amen.

[proteusolm]

for hire: hard working pebsi peeling crew of 3.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[noelle-ism]

Her name is Scalper

[dragongirlsweetie]

gets out my flyswatter

[anywhoozles]

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[skeletalroses]

We need the Mythbusters back now more than ever to teach science and critical thinking, and every episode should include a segment where Adam and Jamie get to beat RFK Jr. mercilessly with any weapons of their choosing. As a treat.

Additionally or alternatively, they use him as Buster

[the-haiku-bot]

Additionally

or alternatively, they

use him as Buster

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.