Mint Chocolate Chip

All my friends hate mint chip ice cream. They are fools.

[mint-chip-superiority]

Please say "Banana" at the start of your asks. Failure to do so will lead me to assume you're a bot and delete the ask. Mr. Ahmed Ahmedson whose sixteen newborns are dying from a blizzard in Gaza, for the love of God write that damn banana.

Hello, y'all. Call me Mint. She/her. I'm a teenage girl from the US of A. The description is technically incorrect, since @mintchocolatehip is a fellow mintchipian, but I'm keeping it because it's funny. My cat is knocking over my stuff as I type this. Used to call myself Chinese because I'm ethnically Chinese, but fuck it, patriotism time. I'm Taiwanese. I'm openly Jewish, if you have a problem with that...go reexamine your life choices, I guess? I don't believe that antizionism and antisemitism are the same thing, but they do have a lot of overlap. If you disagree with my political opinions, that's fine. If you disagree that mint chocolate chip is delicious, then either die or repent for your sins.

For clarification of my aforementioned political opinions: I support the two-state solution. I support Palestine's right to exist. I support Israel's right to exist. I condemn antisemitism and islamaphobia in all forms. I condemn Hamas and Bibi's administration. I support peace. I support a ceasefire. I support the full and unconditional release of the hostages. I support reparations for Palestinians. I condemn October 7th. I condemn the nakba.

It's my sincerest hope that someday, Israel and Palestine can sit at a table together, sharing a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream, in a future of peace.

🇵🇸 🕊️🇮🇱

6/12/24: Got some Anon hate, so now I'm officially a member of Jumblr!

#freepalestinefromhamas #amyisraelchai

[elle-enasalin]

DA2 creatures have hit the market, baby (pt. 1)

[medowlarken]

da2 nexus mods are crazy bc a good 1/3 of them exist for the sole purpose of turning isabela/merrill white and the other 2/3 are the most insane bold glamour tiktok filter facemorphs you've ever seen

[mint-chip-superiority]

Therapist: modded Anders can't hurt you

Modded Anders:

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[moonlitmoon]

Telemachus (whose 21st birthday is in like 3 hours) can't get into the bar since he's underage so he drives to the local 7/11 to find news of his father. He finds out his dad just left so he goes back to the bar and meets his dad outside where he tells Odysseus about the situation. Telemachus then distracts the bouncer while his dad beats the suitors with a pool cue.

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[evil-haiku-robot]

T̼̦H̡͚̫̿Ę̮̜͜ ̲D͕̰Ḁ͒ͬY̶̮͛̀̈ ̶̳͈̕͞I͢ ̬͈ͫ͞D̷͇͢O͕ ̵̡̮̲́N̡̼̎O͏Tͦͤ̒̈͠ ̟̯͘͞ Ŗͧͮ̀ÈͥBΙ̙̙̉҉L̺Ơ̽͠Gͪ ͒T̕͠H̵̿ͪIͪS͉̤̭ ̀̿͟I̸̋͑̀S̸҉ͥ͘͘ ̵̢̤̈́͝T̜̙̊̎H͈͍̘͌͢Ë̛̳͖̟ ͉̦̀̋D͍́̕͟Ā͞Y̦҉̶ͮ̒ ͊Iͤ’̙ͥ̋͟M̞͏ͩͤ҉ ̱ B̐Ι̿U̷̓R̥ͤ̈́͋I̻ͭ͗̕̕E̽͜D̢͉̠ ̷̌ͥ̀S̵͇ͩI̔X̦́̐̈́ͮ ̨̯̰ͥͫF̨̝̮͊É̗̯̕E͌̈́̕Ṫ̖͏͕̔ ̪̻̗̥U̹ͯN̵̺D̤̄̍Ë̴R̾ͩ҉̜ ̼̀̆

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[corviacore]

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

[heallbeecat]

GOOD POST

[delightfullytinyme]

🙌🙌

[casgirl-sheha]

[meet-me-in-the-kitchen]

!

[cherrybutsour]

❗

[wotamelonsugar-deactivated20210]

👏

[actuallyjamesagarfield]

This is why Tumbleblr is superior to other social media sites

[orchidvioletindigo]

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

[purr-in-ink]

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 15 hours 4 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 15 hours 5 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 15 hours 6 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[thedreamthieves]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[lastofthegrey]

Compelled to recreate the meme

[mint-chip-superiority]

my final grades just got posted! i hope i did well!

[mint-chip-superiority]

by talos this can't be happening

[mint-chip-superiority]

my final grades just got posted! i hope i did well!

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet