fucking garbage

just dance gonna be okay duh duh duh duh just dance

[the-quasar-hero]

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

[thehumanmalethingy]

i wanna dye my hair fr

[pusheen]

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[pjackk]

your beautiful corpse keeps washing up on tumblr's shore

there is nothing good about my shit iron ass

[thehumanmalethingy]

screams

[thehumanmalethingy]

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this actually makes more sense to me than like anything else happening in the world currently. like it blows catastrophically to be sure but it checks out

[paper-wounds]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

stages of life

[thehumanmalethingy]

hate everything so much o my god

[burningfudge]

frank having an open flap on the windshield of his truck is killing me. this man really got a custom made windshield to make it easier to shoot people while driving 😭

[marveldaily]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day dir. Destin Daniel Cretton | 2026

[beaft]

thinking about the woman next to me at the self checkout earlier today who tapped my shoulder and whispered "hey look at this" and when i turned around she had the biggest grin on her face as she held up an enormous strawberry that was shaped exactly like a penis