So I’ve been away..
For a MINUTE. Like, a LONG ASS time. What’s the culture here? We still alive? Someone catch me up on like the last year

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So I’ve been away..
For a MINUTE. Like, a LONG ASS time. What’s the culture here? We still alive? Someone catch me up on like the last year
Is that…, josh peck…
If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset
oh… she can sing
Why didn’t she release this version originally??
because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol
i am sobbing
I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day
Call me Maybe preformed with bottles
> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.
This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.
This sounds like MarioKart track music
an entomologist rates ant emojis
Beautiful big almond eye, realistic and full of expression as she gazes gently at you. Elbowed antennae and delicately segmented legs and body. Gorgeous pearlescent sheen like she is glowing. This ant moisturizes. This ant is round and huggable. This ant is a star. 11/10.
Beautifully detailed, lifelike pose but with an unexpected neck and odd antennae, perhaps scared straight. Her eyes suggest she has seen things. Her expression confirms she has seen too much. She is haunted and I want to know more. 7/10.
Floppy antenna, pointy muppet face, oddly posed legs. What is she? She has no waist. May be she is some kind of bee in disguise? I find her unsettling. 3/10.
This ant has an unexplained, double-jointed thorax, and no evidence of a waist. Her four-footed pose suggests that she a centaur rather than an ant. Centaur ants would be cool. I’m not sure what was intended here. 2/10.
Good first impression, kind of bland in the details. This ant has no particular waist to speak of, floppy rather than elbowed antennae, and an inexpressive face. Her color scheme is soft and hazy. I like the sharp angles of her stylishly sophisticated legs. This ant may not know quite were she is going, but she knows how she is getting there. 6/10.
Were you even trying. 0/10
Gasp! This ant is elegant. This ant has a beautiful tapered thorax, a segmented abdomen, alert, elbowed antennae, and a light-footed pose. This ant’s face suggests curiosity and a desire to explore the world. This ant inspires me. I want to be like her. 10/10
3-legged, waistless centaur-ant with strange, limp antennae and a beak. I don’t know what this is? It kind of reminds me of a Hork-Bajir. 1/10, not an ant.
This ant… makes me sad. All of her legs are broken. The MS Paint art style and gradient abuse convey distress. She has a duck beak. Despite this, her expression suggests perseverance and determined cheerfulness. I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her. 3/10
This ant is a bold and challenging mixture of photorealism and caricature. She is broad and low-built and seems very sturdy. She looks like she would help you move. This ant is a dependable friend. 9/10
A picture of an ant from a children’s book. She is wearing little boots. This ant is wrong in every way, and yet I can’t stay mad at her. 7/10
An interesting, top-down view of an ant; her legs are positioned with slightly jarring symmetry. Nevertheless, her overall impression is that of a graceful, stylized design, like a pictograph. She is suitable for adorning fine garments and jewelry or perhaps gracing the walls of a tiny ant church. I like this minimalist ant. 8/10.
This is a termite. -10/10
The samsung ant was just scared!
i am begging everyone to watch this video right now
HSHDJDJ
Dont avada kedavra the messenger
this is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen
honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now
honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange
marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that
It took me until now to realize ‘news’ stood for notable events, weather and sports.
Y’all will try anything to sound cool it’s originated from nova or noveles meaning “new things”
think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you
simba: i ran away from home
timon: that’s so sad pumbaa play hakuna matata
Put this on my gravestone
i’m out of polite, out of gentle, out of understanding. i’ve signed each petition, walked in protest, went to marches. i called every representative, emailed, boycotted. i have volunteered every time i could squeeze it in, donated, got the word out, bent my head to pray about it.
i am not polite. i’m fucking desperate. we have done polite and look at how they responded. we all throw up our hands and say “how are we going to get out of this mess!” and i’m promised if i’m polite and wait until we can vote again we’ll surely see a turnaround. just keep your hands to yourself and wait it out. i’m lucky because my life isn’t on the line if i wait four months. i can afford to wait four months.
there are people out there. there are children out there. who can’t afford to wait four months. and we can all act like we’re shocked and scared and not my america but the truth is there’s nothing on this green earth i can do about it. i don’t have the individual power to stop it. i donate my last few dollars and skip lunch for it and bow my head to pray about it and email and call and raise awareness and we’re all watching, watching, complicit because we’re bystanders in this; watching, watching, horrified but unable to stop it.
i’m out of polite. there are children laying on mats on concrete floors and calling that home and you’re worried because when i said “if you think toddler detention centers are legitimate you can burn in hell” it comes off as unfriendly. i didn’t realize that this migrant crisis was about your feelings. also, you can burn in hell. the rest of us are burning ourselves up, because we’re calling, and we’re emailing, and volunteering and god. god. are you listening? because at this point, white-knuckled, on-our-knees, we’re praying.
To all parents out there: when you’ll go watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, PLEASE DO NOT BRING YOUR LITTLE KIDS ALONG
Okay, I need to say this. When I went to the theatre yesterday, a good half of the audience was composed by children. Most of them looked like they were somewhere between four and six years old, and they were all happy because they were going to watch dinosaurs on the big screen. But I want you to know that THIS IS NOT A MOVIE SUITED FOR LITTLE CHILDREN.
Especially during the second half, there was a particularly strong scene involving the little girl and one of the dinosaurs. It was nothing graphic (as were a lot of other scenes oh my god no baby deserves to see those things), but it had a lot of suspence and was honestly creepy. Now, I’m a grown up gal, I can go to sleep peacefully after watching something like this. But the kid two rows ahead of me, the poor baby who started sobbing uncontrollably and kept repeating that he was afraid? I don’t fucking think so, and it pisses me off.
I don’t want to walk into a room just to find children screaming in terror because their parents didn’t gather enough information on the movie they were about to watch, and that’s exactly what happened yesterday. NO KID DESERVES TO BE SCARED SHITLESS LIKE THE ONES I SAW YESTERDAY.
So please, parents, if you want to watch Fallen Kingdom because your little ones asked you to, please tell them no. If you want to watch Fallen Kingdom because you’re a fan, please hire a babysitter for two hours. And please, pass it on.
What does this fan think of horror movies like they knew exactly how these kids were prepared before the movie I hate theater police smh
Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan
if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to
No limit..✌
One alien to another: “special affects? Photo shop?”
The other: “Must be”
A human: “nope”
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O-O….
Desire to go out and do something like this intensifying exponentially
“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”
I cant stomach this fuckery and i hate this dickhead
Coyote Peterson is educating people about animals in a lighthearted and fun way on the scale (get it like crocodiles have) of the late great Steve Erwin. You can have all the empathy for animals you want, but if nobody knows they exist or how cool they are it aint gonna do shit. No animal is getting hurt, at most this frog is being inconvenienced for all of 30 seconds, but it’s worth it. Go be miserable somewhere else, and let this frog and Coyote be the stars.
Coyote is a hero
SOMEONE FINALLY FUCKING SAID IT
No animal is being hurt here. It’s being inconvenienced. He’s handling it gently and demonstrating its natural instincts.
This rampant need to claim animal abuse when anyone so much as films an animal is disgusting and stupid. Not to mention it gives educators like Coyote and Erwin and all of them a bad name.
He literally opens the video with “I’m not hurting this frog in any way” how thick are you