The Idiots I Date

Meditations from friends and loved ones about the idiots I date.

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Finally. Someone understands. 

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"I think you have an intimacy problem"

"Don't look me in the eye when we're fucking and don't touch me after, and we'll be fine"

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I WISH

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"You're vagina has become a halfway house for assholes. It's like there's a Buckcherry concert in there"

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ASSHOLES MY FRIENDS DATE

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"Only the top tier of broken men sustain your interest"

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Will Arnett and Justin Theroux siiting on my Dodge Challenger.

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The idiots I WISH I dated. 

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Emotional Real Estate

The problem isn't that they are idiots. The problem is that it has no effect on my judgement. 

"Are you still renting your shame spiral space? Because it might just be cheaper to buy."

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "housing crisis" 

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The Spin Doctors are tearing this family apart. 

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"he told me my back skin felt like a face." "it's time to move on"

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talk about STDs.

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"I just want to know who took the photo. Since he only lives with his mother"

ACTUAL QUOTE

"Ya know, when I was growing up I listed to a lot of punk rock and I was fascinated with being subversive and rebellious. Now that I’m on the precipice of getting my Ph.D. from Harvard in 18th century romantic poetry, I think to myself ‘man, this is the most punk rock thing I could have done with my life’”

- the idiot 

FALSE.

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"He asked me to spit in his mouth, and then things just got weird"