Good Lord Butterball

Richard|27|Straight Feel free to send me a message, I enjoy talking to new people!

[leolaroot]

on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there's like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn't need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone's condition and immediately get them?

[fuckblast]

You're getting a pap smear done and Worf is there

[aurpiment]

Like to invite Worf to your Pap smear for moral support

Reblog to send him to someone else’s

[demilypyro]

Lmao

[demilypyro]

Diversity win: your arch nemesis accepts your atypical gender identity but shall never accept the evil in your heart

[unfortunatebassist]

[overcaffeinated-aro]

this pride, I’d like to remind everyone how thoroughly the aspec community was obliterated on here. I don’t think I’ll ever get over the whiplash of going from literally creating a tumblr to learn more about aspec identities and being so excited to finally have a place where I wasn’t broken—to watching the lgbt community and surrounding ‘allies’ utterly destroy what we had, watching blogs delete or quietly re-closet themselves, and being afraid to put anything regarding asexuality or aromanticism in my bio. I started blocking people once I started having nightmares

it’s still so hard to get people to take aphobia seriously, and ‘aphobe’ is constantly treated like a joke. I get anxious about mentioning my qpp in anything, I’ve seen how far people will go to tell someone their relationship is fake or ‘cringe’. sometimes it seems like noone remembers what it was like before, when we weren’t afraid. that we came looking for acceptance, and were thrown out on our asses for being largely neurodivergent.

I’m so glad we’re rebuilding, but I’ll never forget what that felt like. what it feels like

[headspace-hotel]

For what it’s worth, I think it’s important for everyone to be vocal about supporting ace ppl and intolerant of the hateful bullshit. From what I have seen the openly hateful people are relatively few but people tolerate them by claiming “neutrality” or some shit and that’s why the hatred still appears so acceptable

The “ace exclusionists” have never given me anything but disgust. All is see is a bunch of assholes who have managed to bundle up denying sexual assault victims’ experiences, repeating harmful ideas about virginity, harassment, and victim blaming into a single rancid activity.

[oe6]

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[dapperboar]

[curiositykilledthecas]

Reblogging again because the art is spectacular. 10/10.

[bloomstick]

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

[bloomstick]

[plainoldsamvimes-deactivated202]

Source

[julius-novachrono]

[sharkbutch]

comrade danny

[poetry-protest-pornography]

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[peridotite]

[transbcyfriend]

man has no need for the 9 - 5 workday. you know what man DOES need? chickens, a food garden, ample time for hobbies/creative endeavors, a picnic basket, various jams also.

[elodieunderglass]

And 2 hats for weathers

[pangur-ban-pangur-ban-deactivat]

and 2 hats for weathers

[hornpoint]

the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

[hornpoint]

HWOOOAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[ja-khajay]

Don’t forget the new cover they made for the expanded edition

[hornpoint]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[marta-bee]

It got better.

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[goron-king-darunia]

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

[pg-chan]

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

[asriel-dreemurr]

magic missile

@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

[mrbiggsproductions]

Astral Projection

This is my fav post.

[bubonickitten]

Zone of Truth

Intense Perception Check

[gemstone-enemas]

Guardian of Faith

[gemstone-enemas]

Magic Missile as a 9th level spell

[jumpingjacktrash]

Expeditious Retreat

[knightsolaireofthesun]

Comprehend languages

Animal Messenger

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Frost Fingers

[mc-sprite-edits]

Tropical fish in something other than a bucket

Let them out! Let them outtttt!!

[gumi-megpoidd]

SGJSGFHGDJFSFA

[force-ghostt]

“I’m a big PC gamer, and so I spend a lot of my time role playing games in the fantasy genre. I’ve played The Witcher 3 through, twice. This is the kind of thing I do in my free time, so the opportunity to work on this (The Witcher) for real and make it my job as well and get paid for doing my hobby stuff, was ideal. I also wanted to make sure that Geralt was represented as accurately as possible.” Henry Cavill - #BigNerdEnergy.

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Superman is PC master race confirmed 

[flork-of-cows-official]

ok lads let’s check up on clark and malfina