To The Moon And Back @theinfamousjanedoe - Tumblr Blog

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

cheaphalloweencostume

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

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bear1na

COVID-19 Pandemic: Heroic Women Homage by Milo Manara *

iprobablyneedcoffee

I’m really glad you included EVS, sanitation workers, and other professions that people often forget. 💕💕💕

tinsnip

Thanks for the pharmers, too.

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Moving out of the apartment

cecilyjeanne

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

synebluetoo

STORY TIME!

So in undergrad, my bestie lived in a true shithole of an apartment. When he moved in, he threw a housewarming party and brought out a bunch of washable markers and let us all draw on the walls. Being a tribe of feral assholes, we started competing to see who could draw the most obnoxious/offensive things. IIRC, there was George Bush frenching Ronald Regan, a skeleton with tits, some very rude portraits of the pope, etc etc.

now one of our friends who I hope to god has gone to therapy since then shut himself up in the walk in closet and painted the entire back of the door. He wouldn’t let anyone see it til he was done, and guys, I had nightmares about it. He’d driven a lovecraftian monster like you wouldn’t believe. It had eyes where it shouldn’t have eyes, teeth where it shouldn’t have teeth, and no matter where you stood it looked at you. We were all suitably impressed and horrified.

Anyway four years later bestie moves out and repaints the entire apartment.

Years and years later, I was talking to him and brought up the closet door monster. he visibly paled and confessed “oh god, I forgot to paint the inside of the door”