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fullofsuds

My friend thinks I'm in the minority for enjoying when Ryan Gosling cries on camera.

Do you enjoy when Ryan Gosling cries?

I DO enjoy when Ryan Gosling cries.

I do NOT enjoy when Ryan Gosling cries.

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ohxxlapetitemort

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

sinewthirtythree

gay-irl

judgejudyofficial

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

hoshikostar

glitterygolem

I keep this image on hand for whenever I see similar sentiments.

sunbutch

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

cryptic-crassulaceae

you really wont like the military then buddy

sunbutch

jokes on you, i already hate the military

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

fuckersupreme-deactivated201707

inmyvampireempire

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

bambicest

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

evilwriter37

Honestly! Have y’all heard of suspension of disbelief? I think you should try it sometime.

skarchomp

objectively mystery inc could beat light yagami

skarchomp

even assuming he learns shaggy's real name and the death note works on a dog, ryuk could not kill shaggy with a heart attack. the man's immune to them. so ryuk would have to chase them down and they'd turn a corner and when he catches up to them they're decked out in juggalo makeup and berate him for being late for the show and pull him on stage where the special guest stars icp do a song and spray ryuk with faygo and when he tries to chase scooby and shaggy again he'd slip on the soda.

chronicgirlfail

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

byjove

I wish they would realize that universal healthcare doesn’t mean they HAVE to get healthcare through the state, just that it is there. You can still pay millions of dollars out of pocket for your own treatment at a private hospital.

America actually has terrible healthcare compared to a lot of nations with socialized medicine:

But you can see how powerful the ‘America is the greatest country on earth’ propaganda is in our schools.

byjove

I actually think it might be because doctors have some of the highest burnout and suicide rates and we recently went through a pandemic where large swaths of the general public did not believe in the disease or the treatment and kept drowning in their own lungs. It takes 11 to 16 years to become a doctor and you do not start raking in cash the moment you graduate medical school, you’re overworked and underplayed and many are still battling enormous student loans. I think it’s important to note that the way the American medical system works also endangers medical professionals because it consistently puts profits over human wellbeing, patients and physicians.

stormsthatrage

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

stitchposts

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

wizardarchetypes

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

wizardarchetypes

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

wizardarchetypes

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

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