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[theixtraveler]

Y/N: Hell yeaaaaa. That’s the good shit!

[Y/N with a duffle bag, a skull mask and a and and black suit, rushes out a bank vault and guns down three guards. His teammates firebreak who is wearing a bunny outfit is behind him and burns down the entire floor.]

Y/N: Firebreak, you bitch where you been man?

Firebreak: Great, but right now we need to into the office and we can’t do that without the code.

Zero: *Over comms* No code needed with me.

[Zero hacks into the office and unlocks it.]

Y/N: Oui shiiit.

Zero: I’m also gonna take a look-see at your number Y/N.

Y/N: Go ahead. I have about 135, all of which are active.

Zero: *Grimaces* Well I didn’t want it anyway.

[Y/N and firebreak are joined by Seraph the professional.]

Seraph: Can we get to it?

Firebreak: Right.

[The three robbers start looting the entire office. The alarm blares as they make their escape. However not before Seraph angrily stops Y/N.]

Y/N: Seraph? Baby what’s wrong?

Seraph: *Clicks Annihilator*

Y/N: WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHATS WRONG?!

Seraph: I tapped into your comms. I heard you talking to Zero……

Y/N: That means you also heard what I said afterwards right?!

[Seraph flips her Annihilator and blows a guard’s head off. She takes off her mask puts her lips to his. He kisses back as Zero grimaces again.]

Firebreak: Hey! I don’t care how long or where you both fuck ok?! But what I care about is WHEN! AND NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

[theixtraveler]

Catwoman: Ok Riddler, I’m here.

[Catwoman is attached to the ceiling slowly crawling around above the riddler thugs.]

Thug: Batman’s gone right? So who’s left to stop us?

Thug 2: Nobody.

[A hooded figure pushes past 5 other guards and walks up to the two guarding the door.]

Thug 2: Except him…….

Thug: So…………n-nice job right?

???: ………….

[The figure covers its entire face with a metal mask and begins to look around. In his scanning of the room, he sees Catwoman on the ceiling through the wall. She blows a kiss knowing he can see her.]

Thug: Is there a problem?

Y/N: *Removes hood* Two problems.

[Y/N gunbutts one of the thug and uses the bayonet of gun to stab him. The other thug gets suffocated between Catwoman’s heels.]

Y/N: Alright let’s go.

[Catwoman kisses Y/Ns cheek before putting in the puzzle code to open the door. They both get on the elevator before having a little chat.]

Catwoman: *Takes goggles off* Thanks for sharing your little secret on these goggles.

Y/N: YOUR GOGGLES. MY FACEMASK.

Catwoman: Whatever. They’re great for seeing something I want to see~

[Y/N realizes what she means and gunbutts himself.]

Catwoman: Oh come on, you are the “Machined arsenal”. Hitting yourself won’t do anything.

Y/N: A former man can dream.

Riddler: *Over intercoms* Catwoman is that you?!

Catwoman: Hey Riddler. I’m sure you don’t need all this money when you’re in prison right?

Riddler: Well no but that doesn’t mean I’ll just let you do it! Riddlerbots stop them!

Catwoman: Hmm about that~

Riddler: What happened?!

Catwoman: See I thought it would be kind of funny to hook him up to the entire building. Soooooooooo *Clicks teeth* those riddler bots have been solved.

[Catwoman starts taking riddler’s 2 million and depositing it in her name.]

Riddler: Wait wait stop! You want me to beg?! Is that it?! Cause I’ll beg!

Catwoman: And since you’re in prison……you won’t be needing this facility anymore right?

[Catwoman uses Y/N to link a bomb to the facility.]

Catwoman: I plan to put the money to good use.

[Y/Ns endoskeleton damn near busts out once Catwoman grabs his ass.]

Catwoman: Really good use~

[theixtraveler]

Billy: So Y/N.

Y/N: What do you want butcher?

Billy: Word has gotten around that you may be our new ticket into Vought.

Y/N: Oh really?

Hughie: W-what I thought w-we couldn’t show our faces anymore?

Billy: Well yea, but good ole Y/N over here has got some good connections for us.

Y/N: *Nervous* I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Billy: Oh you don’t eh?

[Y/N starts to sweat knowing who’s listening in.]

Y/N: No I don’t. I’m not sure where you’re going with this but nothing is happening with Vought. Not again, not now, not ever.

Billy: Hmm. Well off you go then. Bring us back some grub as well.

Y/N: Yea yea yea.

[Y/N leaves and goes outside with his hoodie on. He breathes deep and starts to walk faster and faster. All of a sudden he ducks into an alleyway breathing heavily.]

Y/N: *Nervously* If you’re gonna fuck with me can you at least not do this cat and mouse shit?!

Homelander: Why not? It’s fun to be the cat.

Y/N: Yea well it’s not fun to be the fucking mouse!

Homelander: Well like a cat to a toy mouse. I like to play~

Y/N: Yea well you’re playing with my fucking life right now!

Homelander: That’s the best type of fun~ Deadly fun~

[Homelander grabs his face and kisses him on the lips. She zips through the air afterwards and Y/N is left dazed. Unbeknownst to him however, Billy bugged his phone so the boys heard EVERYTHING.]

M.M: Wait wait wait……so he’s fucking with HOMELANDER?!

Billy: No. He’s FUCKING Homelander.

[theixtraveler]

Y/N: Swap the Peni.

Peni: What?

Y/N: SWAP THE FUCKING PENI YOU SHITTER!

Peni: What if I don’t wanna?

[Y/N votes to surrender and the option goes through giving his team the loss. We’re back at the main menu with Y/N and his girlfriend Wanda.]

Y/N: *Pouting*

Wanda: You act like a child and you’re looking like one right now.

Y/N: Well SORRRRRYYYY if I don’t want to waste OUR time with a thrower!

Wanda: Technically you threw just now no? Every game is winnable.

Y/N: Not with that shitter! She’s playing Peni into Hela, Phoenix and Iron man!

Wanda: I was taking care of the iron man.

Y/N: Yea but the Hela and Phoenix were uncontested!

Wanda: We were in triple support. You could’ve swapped to DPS or Tank and dived the poke.

Y/N: *Sobbing* Listen I just de-ranked from eternity! I just need to be held and told I’m right!

Wanda: *Holding Y/N* Ok you big baby come here.

[theixtraveler]

Y/N: Ooh I love your wings! They always look so cool!

Sera: *Chuckles* You act like a child.

Y/N: Well you deal with Emily everyday. Adam as well would always act like an idiot.

Sera: Fair.

[Y/N continues to have stars in his eyes as he plays with her wings.]

Sera: What are you trying to do?

Y/N: *Straining* Trying to see if I can carry you………

[Y/Ns wings give out trying to fly away with Sera. Ultimately she never left the ground.]

Y/N: Damnit.

Sera: We’ll do this my way.

[Sera carries Y/N through the air on her wings and the stars in his eyes return.]

Y/N: THIS IS AWESOME!

Sera: *Chuckles*

[theixtraveler]

Y/N: So what now?

Valentino: Make your way to Vox. Tell him that you’re here to help broadcast throughout hell.

Y/N: No I meant about Velvette.

Valentino: Oh Velvette? Baby boy I can’t help you with that.

Y/N: Dude please! If she catches me alone she’ll bite my wings off!

Velvette: Well now you know how I feel. Now get that Angel ass to Vox!

Y/N: Please no………

[Y/N makes way through the tower and until he hears something and turns around to see an ominous Velvette.]

Y/N: Velvette please!

Velvette: Nah bitch! You wanted to be seen walking with some other low tier bitch right?!

Y/N: I promise it was an accident!

Velvette: Yea? Well so is this!

[We cut to Vox in his surveillance room cursing to himself.]

Vox: Where the fuck is he……..

Y/N: H-hello Vox sir………

Vox: Finally *Turns around* Yo-Uh you good?

[Y/N is revealed to have his wings match Velvette’s usual color scheme along with each wing with a V on it and kiss mark on his lips.]

Y/N: Oh yea I’m good………..t-trust me………..

[theixtraveler]

[We open to see Knight Y/N throwing a survivor down the well on Borgo.]

Knight Y/N: Weakness always drove my Ire.

[Y/N turns and takes off his helmet to let his rival Vittorio see his face.]

Knight Y/N: The catacombs should’ve been the last time we ever crossed paths.

[He points his sword towards vittorio and his guards finish him off. The trial ends in Y/N getting a 4k and returning back to the lobby. He sees Carmina (the artist) sitting down waiting for him.]

Y/N: Carmina you-[She puts a finger on his lips.]

[Carmina forms a heart using her goo like black hands. Y/N takes her hands and sits down on the logs with her and she slumps herself in his chest.]

Y/N: I may detest weakness but…………I can’t help my temptations on you Carmina.

Carmina: *Bird noises*

[theixtraveler]

MKX and MK11 x Male Gunslinger reader intros!

Mileena: How are you back?

Y/N: I never died in that fight.

Mileena: You’ll be a perfect feast for me.

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Mileena: Do you still love me?

Y/N: Never stopped even after Kitana tried to court me.

Mileena: I love loyalty in a man.

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Y/N: Do you think most people wouldn’t bat an eye at us?

Mileena: I’ll tear them out if they do.

Y/N: Well nice to know you haven’t changed.

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Y/N: Love these guns.

Mileena: More than me?

Y/N: Not more than you.

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Kitana: Your ego knows no bounds.

Y/N: That’s rich coming from you.

Kitana: At least I can back it up.

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Kitana: Ever lie with an Edenian?

Y/N: Are you suggesting or offering?

Kitana: That is for me to know.

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Y/N: Any reason you won’t leave me alone?

Kitana: I must court the ones I love.

Y/N: By the Elder gods………….

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Y/N: Where’s my revolver?

Kitana: In between my breasts.

Y/N: I’ll get all 3 one way or another.

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Cassie: You can’t shoot.

Y/N: Check the netherrealm my targets would say otherwise.

Cassie: They’ll be happy to see you.

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Cassie: Mom still needs to see you.

Y/N: Tell her I’m never coming back.

Cassie: You always came back to me though.

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Y/N: I’m not returning to the special forces.

Cassie: I’m not here for that.

Y/N: I’m also not dating you again.

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Y/N: Mama gon be said when she see her kid in a body bag.

Cassie: Aww baby’s first rhymes.

Y/N: Now I really gotta kill you.

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Tanya: Most men have died trying to swoon me.

Y/N: I’m not most men.

Tanya: Then prove it.

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Tanya: Learned your lesson?

Y/N: Don’t shoot the Edenian.

Tanya: Don’t look at other women WITH the Edenian.

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Y/N: How flexible are you?

Tanya: You’ve seen me in action before.

Y/N: You’re right.

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Y/N: I think Mileena is getting jealous of us.

Tanya: Tell her I gave you a show.

Y/N: And get MY Neck bitten open?

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MK11

Jade Sindel and Kitana are still Revenants here.

Frost: You’re lucky Bi-Han isn’t here.

Y/N: Shadowman ain’t got shit on me.

Frost: Except for his blood.

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Frost: You’re still alive?

Y/N: I’m here walking ain’t I?

Frost: Guess it’ll be like old times.

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Y/N: Hey Jill frost.

Frost: Can you at least try to take this seriously.

Y/N: That’d need me to actually care first.

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Y/N: Ice cannon.

Frost: Loose cannon.

Y/N: At least you’re quick about it.

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Skarlet: It’s been a long time Y/N.

Y/N: Been too long if you ask me.

Skarlet: I wouldn’t mind us returning to how we used to be.

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Skarlet: Most call you a threat to Outworld.

Y/N: I’d call them mean, but I wouldn’t call them wrong.

Skarlet: I must know how it feels.

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Y/N: Sanguinare!

Skarlet: YOU KNOW MY NAME!

Y/N: Bloody Mary right?

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Revenant Kitana: Why do you choose to be alive?

Y/N: You say that as if there’s a reason I wish for death.

Revenant Kitana: Yes. You could marry me.

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Revenant Kitana: A queen needs a king.

Y/N: Liu Kang wasn’t down for it?

Revenant Kitana: More like he fell over.

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Y/N: Oh lord not again.

Revenant Kitana: You don’t want to see your wife?

Y/N: No.

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Y/N: Crazy fan lady.

Revenant Kitana: Soon to be dead husband of crazy fan lady.

Y/N: I don’t remember that part of my bio.

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Revenant Jade: Do you want me to put on a show for you?

Y/N: You’re a whole circus Jade.

Revenant Jade: I’m very flexible in my roles.

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Revenant Jade: The Edenian wishes to birth your child.

Y/N: The human will not have an undead child with the undead Edenian.

Revenant Jade: Think of the possibilities!

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Y/N: Would you be mad if I said I slept with Sindel?

Revenant Jade: *Snaps Bo*

Y/N: Alright question answered.

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Y/N: Beauty in green

Revenant Jade: Husband in brown.

Y/N: Meh I like mine better.

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Revenant Sindel: Make me scream you handsome man.

Y/N: I got just the thing.

Revenant Sindel: I await your methods.

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Revenant Sindel: I am a good wife am I not?

Y/N: I wouldn’t know.

Revenant Sindel: Why don’t you die and I can prove myself to you.

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Y/N: Beautiful

Revenant Sindel: You ally with that treacherous vixen Kitana!

Y/N: But toxic.

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Y/N: Jade and Kitana want to sleep with me.

Revenant Sindel: *Banshee wails*

Y/N: Ooh maybe that was a bad idea………

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Victory gestures

[Mileena sticks two Sais into you and licks the blood them.]

Mileena: Tasty~

[Kitana floats herself over and tops you.]

Kitana: Don’t feel bad that you couldn’t defeat your queen.

[Cassie shoots your knees out and kneels and kisses you.]

Cassie: You won’t be going home soon but at least you’ll smile while you bleed.

[Tanya conjures and fireball and jumps on your head.]

Tanya: I expect great things.

[Frost freezes your legs and traps you in a hug.]

Frost: I’m not always COLD.

[Skarlet spears you and uses you dripping blood to make a heart.]

Skarlet: Would you accept a woman like me?

[Revenant Kitana puts her fan to your neck.]

Revenant Kitana: A queen needs her king.

[Revenant Jade lifts your chin with her Bo.]

Revenant Jade: Don’t stare for too long~

[Revenant Sindel grabs your entire body with her hair and kisses you.]

Revenant Sindel: A man with no limits is my standard~

[theixtraveler]

Y/N: Babe!

Verosika: What’s wrong?

Y/N: You forgot your…………choker?!

Verosika: Oh yea I usually keep it if I’m really in the mood.

Y/N: Oh ok.

Verosika: But here’s the thing *grabs Y/N* I’m never not in the mood~

Y/N: Oh……….*Realizes* O-o-oh oh no………

[Verosika pulls Y/N backstage and he was never seen again. (For the rest of the day at least.)]

[theixtraveler]

MARVEL RIVALS SPAWN INTERACTIONS

(Cake skin)

Luna: Hey Y/N how’d you like to come see me perform after this?

Y/N: Depends what’s the price of admission?

Luna: Nothing much, just a kiss pack~

Y/N: Not sure if I have that.

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Y/N: Luna.

Luna: Hmm?

Y/N: Y’know if we lose this I de-rank right?

Luna: Well let’s prevent that from happening!

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(Phoenix skin)

Magik: Oh sweet boy!

Y/N: Yes Magik I missed you as well.

Magik: Give me a booster pack so I can bounce for longer!

Y/N: *Blushing* Or I should not do that maybe?!

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Y/N: Magik I know how dark child gets.

Magik: So you better be prepared for another sore waist~

Y/N: Please not again…………………

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(Base skin)

Elsa: Love give yourself an overshield pack.

Y/N: Why?

Elsa: Because you still can’t beat me 1 on 1. On the field or in bed~

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Y/N: I really hope Elsa doesn’t find out about that pack.

Elsa: I already did.

Y/N: LISTEN IT WASN’T ON PURPOSE I SWEAR ELSA!

Elsa: Talk to the hand love.

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(Galactic wings skin)

Mantis: Do you feel troubled Y/N?

Y/N: Yes……….very much.

Mantis: Don’t worry I learned a secret and really good way to relieve stress.

Y/N: I have a horrible feeling about WHO taught you that stress relief method.

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Y/N: Mantis don’t sleep m-*Snoring*

Mantis: Sometimes we all need a little recharge.

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(Grim lady skin)

Hela: Miss me mortal?

Y/N: Stay focused Y/N……..Stay focused………

Hela: *Rubs on Y/N* Mortal don’t ignore your goddess~

Y/N: Don’t turn don’t turn don’t turn Y/N………….

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Y/N: Oh ummm H-h-hi Hela.

Hela: Hello mortal~ Still pondering on whether to be my king or not?

Y/N: Why would you want a human with no powers as your king?

Hela: I like to test the limits of mortal men. Plus a queen needs her consort~

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(Ace of spades skin)

Angela: Husband…………..

Y/N: Yes Angie?

Angela: *Turns head 180 degrees* Why do you conspire with the vile witch?

Y/N: *Takes overshield pack* I’m gonna need this……….

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Y/N: *Limp walking* Ah…….ahhh…….agh…….

Angela: Husband what is the matter?

Y/N: THE MATTER IS THAT YOU KILLED MY FUCKING WAIST.

Angela: *Grinning* And I’d do it again~

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(Phoenix skin)

Emma: Oh Y/N dear~

Y/N: Oh god Emma p-please not here I beg……..

Emma: All I ask for is a pack~ or is that too much?

Y/N: EMMA NOT HEREEEEEEEEE!

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Y/N: Emma stop reading my mind.

Emma: Hmpf I wasn’t.

Y/N: Then why do you have 6 booster packs?

Emma: *Sucks teeth* Sorry for trying to display my beauty to you.

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(Disco skin)

Psylocke: I hope those packs can assure our victory.

Y/N: Don’t worry they’ve carried me to victory hundreds of times.

Psylocke: That better reign true.

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Y/N: Hi Sai.

Psylocke: Good morning Y/N.

Y/N: Ready to win?

Psylocke: I’m ready for the MVP to be pleasured~

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(Classic skin)

Wanda: You’re staring.

Y/N: Oh shit my bad.

Wanda: Oh no keep staring I was just letting you know~

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Y/N: HI WANDA!

Wanda: Still as ecstatic as ever I see.

Y/N: HOW CAN I NOT BE WHEN MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND IS HEREEEEEEEE!

Wanda: Maybe the only thing keeping me sane in here.

[theixtraveler]

Y/N: Go team go!

Wanda: Are you just being a cheerleader or are you actually gonna help?

Y/N: Listen………..it’s both.

Wanda: Mhmm.

Elsa: Well love I for one think you’re doing a great job.

Y/N: See Wanda? Someone who actually appreciates me!

[As a reward Y/N gives Elsa an overshield pack (as if she needs any more) for 450 overshield and an ult charge packet that instantly gives her 50%.]

Elsa: Whoooo! Thanks love!

[Elsa ults and it drags the ENTIRE enemy team back towards and she shotguns them for a HEXA kill.]

Y/N: See Wanda that’s how you be a DPS! YO ASS IS 8-7 STEP IT UP BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT!

[Wanda crosses her arms, with a red face and turns away INCREDIBLY embarrassed.]

Elsa: Love do you think I can get another reward?

[Y/N pulls out his hacked B.R.B and asks what she wants.]

Elsa: A kiss pack~

Y/N: Eh?

[Elsa kisses him on the lips and pulls away leaving him stunned.]

Y/N: ………………

Elsa: I’ll be sure to carry my other DPS for you~

Wanda: ALRIGHT I GET IT!

[theixtraveler]

Emma: Oh Y/N dear your tank carry needs a little support~

Y/N: Oh shit my bad Emma.

[Y/N spawns a heal pack and throws it her way. She immediately gains 250 health and it starts regenerating her health quicker.]

Emma: Now that’s better.

Y/N: Have fun on the frontline Emma.

Emma: As long as you stay safe in the back line~

[As soon as Emma leaves Y/N alone he looks to his left and sees his second support getting ruined by Magik.]

Y/N: *Wide eyes* Oh shit.

Enemy Magik: This backline is free!

[Emma’s eyebrow raises seeing the many pings next to her.]

Emma: What is happening?

[Y/N throws down an earthbound pack and it prevents Magik from using her portal or dash. It gives Emma enough time to demonstrate how useful her diamond form is against divers and wipes the Magik. Y/N embraces his Tank girlfriend and she caresses his head.]

Emma: Let a true tank stick with her backline~

Y/N: That would be very much appreciated.

5 minutes later

Galacta: Well you can’t expect to win em all.

Emma & Y/N: Dammit.

[theixtraveler]

Cheetah: How does it feel to be a robot?

Y/N: It doesn’t.

Cheetah: Well dear you already know how I feel.

Y/N: Cheetah you are a animal with god given powers. I am a full sentient machine with a both infinite and unfathomable arsenal of weapons. We are in every way possible INCOMPARABLE.

[Cheetah starts crawling on all fours like a cat around Y/N.]

Cheetah: *Pinches leg* Well I know the truth behind you. You were a an amazing man. The perfect man~

[She crawls up Y/Ns back and whispers in his ear.]

Cheetah: But a certain wonder whore took it all away. I just know you want revenge~

Y/N: Loving you will not speed up the revenge process.

Cheetah: *Fake shocked* Ah…….you hurtful man.

Y/N: Regardless you’d be kissing metal…………instead of what your love once was……….

Cheetah: You have your skin. You have your memories. You have your drive~ It’s enough for me~

[Cheetah kisses Y/N and pulls away while biting his lip.]

Vandal: *Through earpiece* I had you go onto that boat in order to bait and intercept Wonder Woman. Not reignite a lost love!

[Cheetah breaks Y/Ns earpiece and pushes him down and sits on top of him.{

Cheetah: Let’s see what other parts of you were kept human~

[theixtraveler]

Angela: I am the ace of spades!

Y/N: *Sighs* Beauty and a beast.

Punisher: What’s got you so excited?

Y/N: Oh nothing just watching my girl whoop ass and carry me.

Punisher: Thought she didn’t like men?

Y/N: Oh no she does but apparently I’m one of the few to get past that wall.

Punisher: What the hell did you do to get through her skull?

Y/N: Well………..

[Flashaback to Y/N saving Laussa on the K’un L’un map.]

Y/N: *Breathing heavily* Oh lord how the hell did I get out of that?

Enemy Black panther: You didn’t.

Y/N: Shit……..

[Y/N is about to get speed blitzed until Angela (in her ace of spades outfit) spears Panther in his ass.]

Y/N: Holy shit!

Angela: Explain yourself before I give you the same fate.

Y/N: Err well um.

*10 minutes later*

Y/N: And that’s essentially the story.

Angela: Hmm……….

[Back in the present Punisher is confused about how she became infatuated.]

Punisher: That’s it?

Y/N: Oh and I also kinda beat her in a 1v1 and she said she would agree to anything.

Punisher: So you made her your girlfriend.

Y/N: Yup.

[Y/N sends a healing orb towards Angela and she gets it.]

Angela: *In the distance* Aye that’s feels nice!

[theixtraveler]

Y/N: So why are we here exactly?

Charlie: Well we’re here to show Vox that the hotel is just and redemption is in fact possible!

Y/N: Why are we showing this to Vox?

Charlie: Well because he’s been slandering the hotel and I as the owner have to show him that what he’s saying isn’t true.

Y/N: Well that’s the problem Charlie. HE knows what’s he’s saying isn’t true and you also know that. Maybe take a step back?

Charlie: But-

Y/N: No buts! Take a step back alright? Let this be your last meeting and afterwards you relax for some time.

Charlie: Ughhhhhhhhh fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Y/N: *Hugs Charlie* Great now let’s go.

Charlie: *Hugs back*

[theixtraveler]

Y/N: My time and my patience wear thin! I have no need for insignificant life forms such as yourself! I soon ascend to the throne of the one being! For today I become the elder god!

Jade: *Takes Crown* No you don’t.

Y/N: Why :(

Jade: I know you’re just having fun. But you’re scaring the kids.

Y/N: What oh cmon the kids love me.

Jade: They do but they shiver at the sound of you sounding like Shao Kahn.

Y/N: No I don’t! You suck!

[Y/N realizes he’s still in Shao Kahn infamous flex position, while also repeating his line.]

Jade: *Raises eyebrow*

Y/N: Maybe I do need a bit of correction…………

[Jade pushes her body against Y/Ns and whispers in his ear.]

Jade: I will gladly do so~