here there be monsters

✨ hi my name is jen im an aries and my hobbies include starting wips ill never finish ☺️ ✨

[sandmandaddy69]

[nonstopflightt]

Rebels as things I found around the internet

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Damn, missed it again

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Happy Bog Day!

[quasistarjudgement]

Happy Bog Day everyone!!!

[typhlonectes]

[aylinaliens]

Sir, your footwork is of god-like elegance. I am so impressed.

[ultimashadowx]

The hedgehog the Rescue Squad saved got added to the team. 😭

[knightofleo]

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

[bakuen]

[ralfmaximus]

Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[wizardonline]

if you are distressed about not receiving a response from someone you'd like to be actively talking to, you have to take a moment. step back from the conversation, put yourself in their shoes. perhaps they're busy with something right now. you have to consider the possibility that maybe they hanging upside down by their ankle. everybody has their own schedule, and sometimes people spend time away from their phone or computer because they are currently suspended from a tree branch by a rope tied around their ankle that they unnoticingly stepped in because it was concealed by a pile of leafs. it's not that they don't want to respond; imagine that they can see their phone screen on the ground below but it's a good few inches out of reach and even if they bounce and flail on the branch their fingertips just can't touch it. sometimes life gets in the way

[cadhalash]

tumblr user wrenhavenriver this is the best idea I've ever heard

[catchymemes]

[lakevida]

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

[valtsv]

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

[mobydyke]

big fan of characters who are always leaving. who constantly have a suitcase in their hand. characters who start planning their exit the moment they arrive and get nervous when the people in their lives start to Know them. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course

[rain-droplet]

I love

[adhd-vibes]

[fuckyeahisawthat]

@chaotic-neutral-knitter

[marzipanandminutiae]

Severance (2020)

[aesnawan]

The Sun - XIX

[mobius-m-mobius]

#no one's getting the memo 😅

[mysharona1987]

[socialistexan]

For those that don't know, David Leatherwood is a former official for the anti-trans LGB organization Gays Against Groomers (GAG) who just left because it came out that the leader, Jaimee Michell, of the organization is on DeSantis's payroll and the organization is now essentially acting as an arm of DeSantis's campaign.

In his parting statement, he reiterated he is still extremely anti-trans and anti-drag, "there is a MAJOR difference between regular gay people who love America and Alphabet extremists who push radical woke ideology."

He's still a bigot, still an asshole, and he just shifted from the Leopard's Eating People's Faces Party to the Cheetah's Eating People's Faces Party.