Your Ass...It Haunts Me

Jessie | ESFP | Jewish summer camp veteran | 23 | Texas Forever | I don't roll on Shabbos, but I'll challah back

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[diishii]

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

̶̴̲̜͚̲͍̺̰̠͓̰̳̖̞̙̥̻̪͟２̶̛͍̖͙̥̹͍̰͕̘͖̤̮̙͔̝̣̠͡͠＇̧̨͉̭͙͔̗̻̹̣͙̱̜̝͍̹͙͙Ｓ̶̷̲̠̥̘̱̼̮̞̥̥̭̕͢͠ ̡̖͎̹͙͍͙͈̞̲͠͝ͅ ̛͏͞҉̤̪͔͙̥̪̬̭ͅͅＤ̡͍̥̝̻͍͕̭̠̳̺̯͖͢͞Ａ̵̡̧̯͔̭̹͍̰̫͍̘̝̺Ｙ̢̙͙̥̣̬̗̱͓̠̹̝̟̤͟͡͠

[aces-to-apples]

leia about han: he’s a dumbass, but he’s my dumbass

han about leia:

[kim-jisoo]

Iconic™

[officialunitedstates]

someone: tries to roast me on anon in late 2018

me: I remember pizza.tumblr.com and am in no mood for these trivial annoyances

[thejewishcomplainer]

why don’t north carolina and south carolina just mush together to create one big Carolina and use their strength to push the Florence somewhere else? 

[merelybeing]

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

In Judaism, days begin at sundown, which I think is very goth of us

[ruffboi-mags]

#the combination of this post and the username is just #beautiful

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

In Judaism, our months are based on lunar months, which I think is very werewolf of us.

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

A few people have noted that Islam has a similar situation & I love that

[beetnelson]

big mood

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[michaelsheen]

Mad Men, “First and Last Appearances”

[peggy-faces]

tag yourself i’m birdie and smug.

[beetnelson]

[beetnelson]

shirley was the unsung fashion icon of this entire damn program so jot that down

[mcavoy]

What’s it really gonna do anyway?

[paxamericana]

what the fuck

[airframeextender]

this is probably like $34

[t-stride]

As a Texan this caused such a potent, visceral chemical reaction of rage in me that I immediately vomited blood

[sidneyia-deactivated20210826]

“hi yes i will take an infant-sized portion of meat with no sauce or sides on a platter the size of an average door, that’s what humans eat right?”

[t-stride]

This is just sickening, this is TERRIBLE brisket. The smoke ring looks like it’s maybe a millimeter tops? The meat looks the way brisket does when it is steamed, not smoked. That fat looks unrendered. The bark looks soft. This looks simultaneously soggy AND YET dry and tough. This would be mush. It wouldn’t pass the pull test and it would taste like skunky smoke. 1/10. Fuck you, this brisket. How dare New York show this to me. Be a sewer, you awful town.

[adoenamedbeeb]

Y'all motherfuckers gentrified BBQ

[bastlynn]

[lesbiananimeism]

Thanks for killing this post for good

[georgieboah]

this brings emotions i thought i never had

[automatic-caution-door]

[ohlode]