anna, from twitter.

anna.

[thejollyworm]

operational update.

i'm anna (like the princess).

shaihuludhours -> thejollyworm

twitter: zenyanna ao3: TheJollyTroubadour

[thejollyworm]

Naïf: Chapter Three (AO3)

Fandom: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)

Pairing: Dunk | Ser Duncan the Tall/Lyonel Baratheon

Tags: Omega Verse, Omega Lyonel Baratheon, Beta Dunk | Duncan the Tall (A Song of Ice and Fire), Anachronistic, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Casual Sex, Emotional Slow Burn, Unplanned Pregnancy, Gender Issues, Codependent Friendships, Melancholic Humours, Flashbacks, Family

Dunk Arlansson works low-wage jobs, loves someone who doesn't love him the same way in turn, and doesn't know who he is or what he wants. Lyonel Durrandon, older, is in every way his opposite: wealthy, uninterested in love, and both self-certain and self-aware. Whatever it is they make together is only ever fun, right until it asks for more from each of them.

I like to maintain a lush herbal garden of background original characters, to pull from as needed in the future. Next chapter: a POV swap, to Lyonel.

[thejollyworm]

posting first chapter of naiffic i thought, "i should probably mark this as gen, too, just in case," and as i work on the third chapter i'm reflecting VERY irritably on how right i was to mark it as gen (as well as m/m). predictable idiot who can't even write omegaverse (the porn concept) without making it vaguely genfic.

at least hopefully there will be fucking in chapter 4. [in agony] or maybe chapter 5

[thejollyworm]

Naïf (AO3)

Fandom: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)

Pairing: Dunk | Ser Duncan the Tall/Lyonel Baratheon

Tags: Omega Verse, Omega Lyonel Baratheon, Beta Dunk | Duncan the Tall (A Song of Ice and Fire), Anachronistic, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Casual Sex, Emotional Slow Burn, Unplanned Pregnancy, Gender Issues, Codependent Friendships, Melancholic Humours, Flashbacks, Family

Dunk Arlansson works low-wage jobs, loves someone who doesn't love him the same way in turn, and doesn't know who he is or what he wants. Lyonel Durrandon, older, is in every way his opposite: wealthy, uninterested in love, and both self-certain and self-aware. Whatever it is they make together is only ever fun, right until it asks for more from each of them.

The first two chapters are up. Title is referencing the Talking Heads' song, "This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)," which is more or less the #vibe.

[thejollyworm]

i keep thinking: "i need to cross-post/announce fic on tumblr"; the trouble is i have an ancient belief that it's nobler for me not to do so. i must not advertise my work... i must not beg for the allowance of others,

[thejollyworm]

i'm doing it tho'. i'm making a hoe of myself. a nasty naughty farm tool. a dirty little tractor attachment

[thejollyworm]

i keep thinking: "i need to cross-post/announce fic on tumblr"; the trouble is i have an ancient belief that it's nobler for me not to do so. i must not advertise my work... i must not beg for the allowance of others,

[goldcrescent]

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[thejollyworm]

i'm for real tearing up at that "do you have any friends 4x your age" poll like . i have grim news about the average life expectancy of humans for you. and/or are you just trying to locate teenagers ???

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

[thejollyworm]

i will be 39 in less than two months. so no

[senso1954]

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

[cuarthol]

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

[thejollyworm]

"wolf trap, va" is not a rural isolated country town like in hannibal. it's in fairfax county & it has an opera house.

episode of criminal minds in which a child is murdered at "potomac mills mall" in woodbridge, va: potomac mills is a single story mall in reality; criminal minds posits it's a spacious multistory mall with skylit food courts and indoor greenery lol

[thejollyworm]

ah yes my three akotsk fanfic wips. intersex dunk has lyonel's bastard. rafe lives au that's centered on a religious oc. and unpublished omegaverse lyonel . because i do not know who i am anymore but i've been changing

[yugiohz]

supernatural castrated itself so badly they won’t even let heterosexual couples flourish

[yugiohz]

tied up by a tiny witch + they are doomed + he forgives her everything

[thejollyworm]

my copy of ursula k. le guin's steering the craft arrives tomorrow [closes eyes and gently levitates 1-2 inches]

[beybuniki]

Rowena and Samuel

[urie]

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

[thejollyworm]

guess who has SNEEZES!!!!!!!!!!