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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

star-shuttle-scout

Priests of Kaer Morhen: We've done it! We've created the perfect monster hunter.

Jaskier: You fucked up a perfectly good himbo is what you did. Look at him, he's got low self-esteem.

greelin

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

saltycharacters

Happy Valentines day everyone! I decided to make a comic about something I’ve wanted to talk about for a long time, which was my relationship with romance while being on the Aromantic spectrum. Sorry for the length, enjoy!

adventuresloane

[Amnesty theme plays]

[Amnesty theme pauses on that lingering twang that comes right before the beat drop]

DM Griffin voice: “Vibe check!”

[Amnesty theme continues]

dearly

ink-shaming

original post

bonus:

usarusan

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

adorability

ampervadasz

ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2

OMFG.

all-aboard-the-bane-train

Very curious doggo

castle-engineer-deactivated2019

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

willow-wanderings

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

dykelliewilliams

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

loudestcrowdever

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

mothric

me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day??

it’s exactly as likely as you think

theroseandthebeast

#must a story be “published” #is it not enough for it to be mentally rehearsed with minor variations while falling asleep (galwednesday)

sockablock

must I always “heal” my party? is it not enough to simply own dice and be adorable

barryjeanblues

sweetiepie08

Gotham police: Batman! Quick! Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have broken into Money McBillionaire’s mansion.

Batman: You mean the one who’s been in the news because their factories haven’t been properly disposing of toxic waste?

cops: uh yeah?

Batman: and didn’t he get caught up in a domestic violence scandal a few years ago?

Cops: shouldn’t you be stopping them?

Batman: right, on it.

*Later*

Batman: Harley! Ivy! Stop! Don’t beat up Money McBillionaire! And don’t take this flashdrive which contains documents detailing his company’s dangerously lax safety practices as well as formal complaints and lawsuits from workers who have gotten sick off of toxic fumes. And definitely don’t take this other one revealing exactly how much he paid to have those domestic violence charges dropped, including the names of the people who accepted the bribe. And please, for the love of humanity, don’t send them to Clark Kent at the Daily Planet lest he publish these private documents for all to see.

Harley: Got an address?

Batman: Yeah, I’ll have Nightwing text it to you. Include a note that says B pointed you in his direction.