dylan❗️

he/him | ♑︎| https://dylanandthejets.carrd.co/

[pastelparrotlet]

Try stuff. Put plants in your room even if you aren’t the best at caring for them. Attempt that dessert recipe even if it turns out ugly. Listen to that music you’ve been meaning to try for a while. The world is full of infinite sources of goodness and the best thing to do it to try and find as many as possible.

[cowboy]

tbh 2020 is the year of the whore.

[stupid-dyke]

Remember when Love, Simon said „I‘m just like you. I have a big house in the suburbs, i drive a brand new car, and I have 3 friends who like hanging out with me. I‘m just like you, except, I’m gay.“ and I thought, buddy, I have nothing in common with you except being gay

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes

[monsieurenjlolras]

person: compliments me

me, fighting through 25 layers of self hatred:………thank….you……

[bluehairedspidey]

me being generally bad at existing: why am i like this

me later reading about a disorder that i literally Have: aw fuck thats right i got symptoms syndrome

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

heely doc martens

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Have a Rainbow Day !

[alisonzai]

[mysillycomics]

[loverslocks]

completed set

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[nightfuryobsessed]

YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[legionoftuna]

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

[brbjellyfishing]

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

[gettingintoknives]

oh to be a bear and sit in front of a beautiful location for many hours without moving

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