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[gaykagome]

ET TU BRUTE???

[theformerastronomer]

Your calendrically-appropriate post for the day.

[thekingofnewyorrk]

I'm abandoning this account follow @tiredboyhours

[thekingofnewyorrk]

I must sleep

[tanlovesboundaries]

When Tan sees Antoni or Jonathan with nothing in their laps

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[prokopetz]

Disaffected means you’re unhappy with the status quo.

Disenchanted means you’re disappointed by something you once admired.

Disenfranchised means you’ve been denied the right to vote.

I realise these are very similar words, but it’s important to keep them straight; no matter how bummed out you are about Bethesda’s latest shenanigans, nobody is stopping you from participating in the political process on account of being a Fallout fan!

[allenforeal]

Despacito

means slowly

[fyp-philosophy]

[src]

[seraphen-deactivated20230408]

girls. rb if u agree

[kumagawa]

[verygayandverytired]

this article leaked from another timeline

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[alrightevans]

me, french-tucking my pyjama top into my shorts before bed: For Tan France 

[bithor]

interviewer: we’re here with seventeen year old peter parker who fended off thanos earlier today. how did you do it, peter? 

peter parker: well, thank ya for askin’. i used the bittenbinder method. when i saw the titan approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer i carry with me at all times. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like i had rabies. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm. then i reach into his jacket pocket where i had planted an infinity stone and i went, ‘whoa! what the fuck is this?’ and he goes, ‘that’s not mine. i never seen that before.’ i go, ‘boo-hoo, it’s in your jacket. you’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into social services.’ now he’s cryin’! then i grab an arc reactor and i beat him on the torso with it. ‘cause as any avenger will tell ya, an arc reactor doesn’t leave bruises.

tony stark, in tears: that’s my son

[ridleydaisy]

Luck isn’t a superpower. And certainly not very cnematic. Yes, it is.

[neonlez]

[whisperoftheheart1995]

good day to remember that peter parker is trans

[laurelhell]

[iamnesta]

taika waititi is actually king julien from madagascar

[s-is-thinking]

Why… why does it make so much sense ?