Vampire Pyrrha AU
*Jaune is walking in the woods in the middle of the night and hears a twig snapping*
Jaune, nervously: Is anyone there?
*Silence*
Jaune:……..Guess it was only the wi-
*Another twig snaps from behind him*
Jaune, rapidly turns around: HELLO?! IS ANYONE THERE!? THIS ISN’T FUNNY!
*Silence*
Jaune: If someone is out here then you’re not fun-
*Another twig snap from behind*
Jaune, turning again: OK LOOK MAN, I’M WARNING YOU, MY MOM WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF I GO MISSING! SHE’S A HUNTRESS!
*Silence*
Jaune: HELLO?!
*The twig snapping sounds are getting closer*
Jaune: I’M WARNING YOU! I’LL BITE IF NECESSARY!
*The twigs snapping sounds are getting even closer*
Jaune: I-I HAVE A B-BLACK BELT!
*Something jumps out into the clearing*
Jaune: SHIT! *Shields himself*
*Silence*
*It is revealed to be a fox looking at him confusingly*
Fox:…………..
Jaune, sarcasticly:………Wow, here I was pissing myself over a fox? Really making the Arc name proud. As if something spooky is going on around in these woods. This town is too boring for that.
*Jaune turns around and comes faces to face with a redheaded pale girl*
Pyrrha, amazed: Whoa, are you a human?
Jaune, jumping backwards on his ass: ASEVUEJDKFUU!



























