"Was it a bear, or a Russian, or what?"

you fill me with inertia.

[villthevilli]

5 min bird sketches before bed! I'm trying to practice my observation skills. Also because I really love birds

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[aslongasitsblack]

Ilya voice while planning summer vacation and shane asks where he wants to go As long as you wear those little shorts…I will be happy

shane voice Obviously I’m going to wear the little shorts. can you please contribute to the discussion

[aslongasitsblack]

(@loontattoo)

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[thistoowillpasss]

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[kittykittyredcat]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[hannahlockillustration]

Inky Sunflowers.

[etcstims]

Clawing at you | source

[depsidase]

[goldensunset]

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

[partywithponies]

Daily affirmations:

At least I'm not in high school

At least I'm not a teenager

At least I'm not addicted to AI

At least I don't waste time and money on a daily 12 step skincare routine

At least I'm not American

[heccingfriccface]

Thatcher's still dead

[neshamama]

sarah bernhardt, "self-portrait as a chimera," c.1880, bronze

[gaslightgallows]

I've seen this in person, it is friggin' HUGE and quite eerie, depending on the angle.

[givememtnspls]

Second Beach, Washington

Olympic National Park

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone