[snuv]

[splatoonlink]

scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)

the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea

the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!

the animal:

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[eagle-writes]

Veni vidi conveni consedi

I came I saw I fits I sits

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[heartseeker]

SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

[bakasara]

I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’

AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD

[saint-batrick]

i am in my 40s and can fully fucking confirm this is a pretty big chunk of adulthood. the rest of it is mostly doing what you’ve figured out you definitely don’t get yelled at for.

[bunjywunjy]

the other 4% is figuring out ‘did I deserve to get yelled at for this’ and proceeding accordingly

[literallymechanical]

I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

[everythingfox]

Running in the snow

[cyborgraptor]

[girlblocker]

this reductress article means everything to me

[eldritchidiot]

the whole squad

[kalichnikov]

Thanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don't enjoy this at all that's insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief. You gotta try this dude, it sucks: solidarity through communal self-flagellation It's terrible, watch it immediately: Your classic so-bad-it's-good media

[simplyclockwork]

@annecumberbatch

Can’t forget, ‘gross, I love it’

[rosetta-stoned-bitch]

Not to forget the iconic

[edible-drywall]

How could people forget Data?

[lindleland]

[wizardimpersonator]

download firefox

[hotvampireadjacent]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

as we move into the final stretch of the "school year" i would like to reiterate that the world is beautiful and there's more to life than college. very soon we will lay in the grass and stare into the night. okay

[everythingfox]

He loves his corn pillow

[betchi]

thank you. god bless you