thelefish

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

I love you Spliceosome, nobody splices out introns like you do.

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie likes to do drive-by licks. so I’ll feel a wet rasp on my elbow and look over, and see his tail disappear into another room

[pangur-and-grim]

oh my bad

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[science-bastard]

oh yes this next experiment has recently been unanimously approved by the ethics board. yep they all gave the go-ahead. uh huh. it was super cool of them to do that. i didn’t even have to bribe them this time. so uh if i could just have you hop up on the examination table over there please- *badly hiding the syringe of suspicious extremely regular goo behind my back*

[byjove]

what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do

[aeoliantectrix]

yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit

like the one that liquefies your organs inside you

[byjove]

if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?

[earhartsease]

do you even have to ask

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

*trying to flirt* haha i bet ur guts look soooo pretty i bet u have the greatest bones ever. ur beating heart would be so sexy to hold in my hands i would be so gentle with it. why are you running

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

[mousidy]

we tried to hit her where the sun don't shine but zonbies and skeletons had already spawned there and we got scared

[mutationgirl]

>have distinct thought "i sure am feeling strange right now. this is probably a good time to finally get around to reading worm, the webnovel.

>open new tab

>google search

>"worm"

>pictures of worms

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[beastliness]

does anyone want to join me in carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts?

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[bryttanyathewizard]

I found this screenshot on my computer. Good for this pathogen, I guess

[hawkpartys]

so i forgot that i had a ziploc w gall specimens in it in my pocket so today at work i went huh whats this and then pulled a ziploc containing multiple live wasps out of my vest

[sundecided]

I get knocked down—OWWWWUUUUHHHHH but I get up again, youre n–I get knocked dow—STOPPPPP ITTTTTTT

[homunculus-argument]

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor