I think it would be funny if Celine managed to make sure Rumi had no self esteem issues with literally everything that wasn’t connected to her patterns.
Rumi has zero body issues (besides her patterns) she doesn’t feel bad for eating as much as she needs to, she doesn’t feel awkward about the fact she’s utterly ripped or for being bigger than most Idols because Celine made SURE she ate when she was a kid.
Rumi knows she’s awkward and kinda weird but doesn’t feel bad about it because Celine was like ‘don’t worry you can be as weird as you want off stage and I’ll make sure you know how to fake it’
Sexuality crisis? Not for Rumi! Celine, having been devastatingly in love with a woman in the late 90’s/early 00’s was like ‘I’m too emotionally constipated to have this conversation but here are some books if you feel curious’
I guess this isn’t funny in a ha ha kinda way but it’s funny to ME. I’m imagining Mira and Zoey side eyeing Rumi post movie like ‘Girl what other issues are you hiding from us????’ But besides that bit about her patterns that’s it. Totally open with everything else.

























