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New blog: illegalkale / Band blog: homeboyjoe

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when you make a joke with your parents but they turn it into a lecture

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this is literally the best video on the internet

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are those the fucking jonas brothers

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Shakespeare plot summaries

Keeping with our Shakepearean theme today, we love these “cheat sheets” that The Shakespeare Festival in St. Louis thoughtfully provides for the plays they feature. Handy!

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REPRESENT

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Remember the internet when we were kids?

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REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE

Here are all the games’ links in order :)

Bueno Rufus

Barbie Swan Lake Game

Bikini Bottom or Bust

That’s so Raven Pinball

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva

A Sitch in Time- Present

Sticky’s Mix Master

Lizzie McGuire Dressup

Babysit Baby Krissy

Barbie Makeover

Escalator Escape

MyScene Room Makeover

Helga’s Diary

Black Licorice

Crater Crossing

THIS IS THE 625 SANDWHICH STACKER IF ANYONE REMEMBERS

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Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

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Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit.  It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.

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i need this in my life

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Resume Cheat Sheet.

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Type ALL the key/action words in white and the smallest font possible at the bottom of your resume because companies use databases that pinpoint them to select potential hires for recruiters

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Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer

As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver

The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use. 

It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way. 

Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.

Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer. 

That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%. 

The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry. 

I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am.  Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.  

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noxian-talon

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DRINKING CHOCOLATE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

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Fun History Fact:

If you just got excited, you’re a nerd. 

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Visit Original Link

♫ Don’t let the cave in get you down. Don’t let the falling rocks turn your smile into a frown.

♫ Even if you’re lost you can’t lose the love because it’s in your heart. 

♫ Yeah I forget the next couple lines but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEL SECRET TUNNEL

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Gods I needed this!!!!

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OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK VERSION, YES.

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DID SOMEONE SAY

OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK VERSION???

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secret secret SECRET TUUUNNNNEELLLLLL!

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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING ON THE INTERNET TODAY OMG HE IS MY FAVE

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Omgg this is perfect. “Chicken. This has chicken, is that okay with your culture?” “She’s not your wife? Girlfriend? I know you guys don’t commit.” Byeeee

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"is this pretty much Air India?" LMAOOO

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And now, for The Best Children's Book Ever

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

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I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

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The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

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#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president

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oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED

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The Title is “All The World’s A Stage”

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I have no idea who this woman is, but I love her.

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This is Sarah Millican, she’s a British comedienne

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And she is beautiful

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Who else read it in her accent?

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this is my FAVORITE one so far