Let Get This Done Bitches

This blog isn’t cultivated—it’s a mess. Honestly, I don’t even know why some things appear here and others don’t. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You can message me if you want, I'm always open to chat. I am an adult, she/her pronouns.

[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

[beardedmrbean]

I just want to love you

[a-wild-haggis]

[21chrysanthemums]

great tag addition by sepulchritude

[mamoru]

started playing thunderstorm sounds from YouTube at night. it is frustratingly effective

pros: falling asleep quicker

cons: having nightmares of storms

[mamoru]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[iscairot]

fucking love when bitches lie to me for fun. i just asked this dude about a scar on his chest (perfectly vertical, about 3 inches long) and he launched into this story about how it was an injury he’d gotten from a metal overhang on a boat in highschool and ended the story with “but actually i got heart surgery”

[iscairot]

y’all wanna know something even better. the heart surgery part of the story was the lie. i asked him about it later and he went “oh yeah no, it really was from a boat, i just realized halfway through telling you the truth that i could lie and it would be really funny”

[triplemoonascension]

[valtsv]

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts

[neil-gaiman]

That Ben Affleck was Adele all this time has left me amazed. Truly his greatest role.

[beans-shadow]

I think Neil Gaiman is one of the only celebrities that truly understands what Tumblr users want.

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

amused-snorted at the post first, wondered what the hell previous commenter meant, backtracked to check op username and took it like missing a step down the stairs

[kaelio]

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

[kaelio]

the tag game on this post is so strong

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[myrahild]

Storytelling!

About meeting “things” in the forest.

(black arrows for character movement, red for camera)

[queenoftheantz]

oops! I just realised I accidentally deleted like half of this when i reblogged it last time! One more time, with the full thing this time!

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[lastoneout]

I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at

[galaxybrownies]

I almost scrolled past this

[shisasan]

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ottermatopoeia]

vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago

[ziracona]

@sluttyfranzkafka

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired

[noodleincident]

the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it

[howboutthatbreadtho]

Henry David Thoreau having all of his meals sent to him and laundry done while patting himself on the back for being such a back-to-the-land individualist: #simpleliving #aesthetic #waldenpond #cottagecore

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[blackpyrefly]

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

[hellomrmarionette]

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

[blackpyrefly]

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons