The Awesomesauce of Life

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

hey quick question why does my boss send work emails like this

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[maja-paja]

[valtsv]

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

[valtsv]

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

[segamascott]

[16-14]

kneads into your timeline because i'm sweet and cute and you allow me because you love me

[16-14]

does it faster when you aren't looking

[edgar-allan-possum]

When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

[neighborhoodude]

happy 10 year anniversary to the game i unapologetically would excuse myself from 10th grade gym to take calls for *.❤︎₊ ⊹

[recoiled4]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[fitsofgloom]

And Tell Me, When Did The Water Surround Me?: Miranda, Mermaid of Dartmouth statue at high tide, Dartmouth, England.

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[wolfythewitch]

​metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke

[frillvelation]

[transgenderer]

remember: worst case scenario you die, and hell is real, and you go there

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right