The Ballad

I am a Minnesota transplant from Wisconsin and I'm a pretty cool cat 😎🌸

[last-2-laugh]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Top tier

[sailorbrazil]

this is me, if i was a cat

[oooooooo]

[polishedglassrod]

Knowing your life’s purpose

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[subtubitles]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Bringing this back for Thanksgiving!

[loloftheday]

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[samcahntent]

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Blessed image

[shane-actually]

Punch Nazis!

[javsterbroww]

Graphic representation of Monique’s “when you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite”.

[teathattast]

[bluecherrybomb-deactivated20200]

@modmad

[b-reathed]

the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer

[vaporwavevocap]

Love it 10/10.

[greelin]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

[hotboyproblems]

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[babyanimalgifs]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Funny dog eating Cheerios in a pool

[champagnemanagement]

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[corporationkills]

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

[chefpyro]

my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you