The Madness is Laughing

Nerd stuff, beautiful women and whatever | He/him | 30s | US

[lunatictoons]

[princelamb]

the greatest horse in all of animation history

[justsylvari]

director Jones notes that the production team “gave the horse the operatic curves we couldn’t give Bugs”

[themadnessislaughing]

crash

[high-quality-tiktoks]

You can also have my cloak if you get cold.

[theriu]

This is somehow the most wholesome, hilarious, and relatable request ever and also WOW her armor is on POINT

[remnantglow]

breakdown of why moon's haunted is the tweet of all time

- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing

- nasa employee is super chill about it

- theres just a gun lying around

- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts

- moon's haunted

[remnantglow]

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

I'm in.

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

Help support a queer artist: Ko fi, Redbubble, Teepublic

[luisonte]

Yeah science

[liberalsarecool]

[evilspice]

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

[nigeriancoochie-deactivated2022]

what a time

[always-ascending]

“I don’t believe in the Devil.” “You should. He believes in you.”

Constantine 2005 | dir. Francis Lawrence

[everythingfox]

Happy hour

(via)

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[prokopetz]

I just saw a post about depictions of good trigger discipline in popular media transform via reblog chain into a callout of Pope Urban II, which I’m pretty sure means it’s time to go to bed.

[alharinish]

So does this mean the Pope does or doesn’t have good trigger discipline?

[prokopetz]

Pope Urban II reigned during the latter part of the 11th Century, some two hundred years prior to the development of the first known man-portable firearms. On this basis, I can confidently assert that Pope Urban II was not, in fact, acquainted with the principles of good trigger discipline.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

now hang on Crossbows have triggers too.

[prokopetz]

While crossbows were indeed readily available in the 11th Century, blade-style triggers were typically found only in Chinese crossbows of the time. Most European crossbows instead sported a horizontal lever known as a “tickler”, which would be raised to rotate the nut and release the string.

This does, of course, admit the question of whether Pope Urban II had good tickler discipline.

[thisarenotarealblog]

Pope urban II was born Odo of chatillon, in the county of champagne, in the kingdom of france. He was a priest for most of his life, as far as I can tell, being prior of Cluny Abbey in Saone-et-Loire. Priests were sworn to nonviolence, so he probably never touched a crossbow. 

All of this is to say that Pope Urban II probably didn’t have a lot of experience using a french tickler to get his nut to release.

[findingfeather]

This is why i can’t leave this godsforsaken site.

[theejuicybimbo]

Serene Siren

[floridasiren]

Look at these beautiful mermaids by PJ Harper. Their ig is @pig.malion

[momolive]

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

[dracogotgame]

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

[shencomix]