Maddy Ann

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[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Fun fact: Samoyeds were bred largely as sled dogs, but they were also used as warming dogs, meaning they would lay on their owners to keep them warm in harsh cold climates.

This means that if you hug a Samoyed, they are likely to just sit there and accept the snuggles.

[herloveisneverwrong]

No, but you don’t understand how much they love cuddles.

I fostered a Samoyed. She would BREAK OUT OF HER KENNEL just to lay on me. Every. Single. Night. I couldn’t escape the love cloud. Every time I would lie in my bed, BOOM. Love cloud! Here for cuddles! We had to REINFORCE her kennel just so that she wouldn’t break out. See, this warming dog was trying to cuddle with me in 90+ F (32+ C) degree weather. It was inescapable.

Summary: A cloud tried to suffocate me in nearly 100-degree (38) weather because it was in her nature.

[flootzavut]

This is the most adorable thing

[pollypeaches]

dolphin lava lamp idk

like my work? i’m open for commissions! | support me by buying me a ko-fi

[incaseyouart]

Hey here’s some of my best recent food illustrations because why not~ 

[offcore]

rita stole my spot

which means there's only one thing i can do........

[iloveurcat]

Cozy 🥺🥺🥺

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

what a time to be alive during Tumblr’s “edgy” phase

[nilhisticqueen]

Seems about right.

[william-snekspeare]

My bearded dragon is fascinated by the falling snow outside. He keeps going to the window to stare at it. He woke up from brumating to look at the snow.

He’s a desert species smh what does he want to do with snow...

[william-snekspeare]

artist rendition of my lizard absolutely entranced by the falling snow 

[bishovnen]

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[sacredstem]

tumblr dosent count as social media

[william-snekspeare]

tumblr counts as a terrarium

[elle-eedee]

[squareallworthy]

[pastel-papercut]

[caffeinewitchcraft]

[arcaniumagi2]

[hartigays]

every serial killer documentary is just exactly this

[cozyafternoon]

思い出のマーニー (2014)

[opossumberry]

pikachu!!

[aridante]

pessimistic beach boys it wouldn’t be nice

[prokopetz]

It can be difficult to understand just how routine-oriented cats can be if you’ve never owned one. If my oven timer goes off and I’m slow responding to it, my cats will run and fetch me and lead me right to it, because the beepy thing means the human is supposed to go into the kitchen, and are they the only ones around here who give a damn about the Rules?

[electricpentacle]

One night my partner decided to stay up and play video games whilst I got an early night, and the cat responded to this by running from the bedroom to the living room yelling, because only ONE human had gone to bed and so IS IT BEDTIME OR NOT HUMANS, MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, THIS IS NO WAY TO RUN A HOUSEHOLD.