oh you have to go pee? are you like, self diagnosed
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Show & Tell
h

Kiana Khansmith
NASA
tumblr dot com
Sade Olutola

ellievsbear

No title available

Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
hello vonnie

No title available
styofa doing anything
sheepfilms
YOU ARE THE REASON
KIROKAZE
Today's Document

titsay

JBB: An Artblog!

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Norway

seen from T1
seen from Australia

seen from T1
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Italy

seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Dominican Republic

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France
@themagicmarker14
oh you have to go pee? are you like, self diagnosed
A piece of official mail misspelled my last name in a way that murdered me on the spot forever
I said something to the baby about something that happened "yesterday" and he got this really pensive look and thought for a minute and then said "auntie mac, is 'yesterday' a permanent day of the week?"
and I was like "you mean like monday and tuesday?" and he said "yeah. is it always a certain day?"
and I said "no, it moves all around! any day of the week could be yesterday, depending on what today is"
and he got REALLY lost in thought about that for a second until his little cousin broke his concentration by whacking him with a pool noodle
Never gonna be normal about I-Spy books <3
at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
I’m LITERALLY going insane
this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed
IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP
no music 🎧
the plastic dress crow man booktok erotica is going to be the thing that finally ends fast fashion everyone say thank you plastic dress crow man booktok erotica
maybe this is the dumbest thing i have evar drauwn
thoughts and prayers for my cat please everyone. she has been without food for longer than she can remember (i fed her this morning) and shes's sooo hungry (she hasn't even finished eating everything in her bowl) to the point where she has to lick some residue butter off my fingers if she wants any nourishment at all (she still has food) and on top of that the awful dictator whose cruel regime she has to live under (also known as the woman whose bed she sleeps in 16 hours a day) will not feed her (i did 2 hours ago). her life is one big tragedy (she's sunbathing rn and will never know what an email is)
experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back
people who don't take off their outside clothes before sitting down when they come inside are so scary to me. there's outside on there
As long as youre not rolling around in the dirt it should be ok, right?
no.
Time for a poll!
do you sit on your furniture when you've just come home
no there's outside on there
yes but only the edge of the seat
yes I make myself comfy
I not only sit down, I flop down and relax
:)
Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now
woah we're metajuggling
Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me
I've seen weird memes and stuff like "Milk is BODILY FLUID that came from a COW" and the fact that people exist that would find this distressing concerns me.
Y'all are not going to like learning what fruits are...
A fruit is an OVARY that because SWOLLEN AND ENLARGED after PLANT GENITALS were rubbed in PLANT SPERM by a BUG
we have got to stop acting like we’re better than nature. we drink animal fluids and eat flesh and it’s gross because being alive is gross work and that’s so fine. we’re part of the ecosystem, and this “humans are a disease on earth we shouldn’t be interfering with animals at all” mindset that some people have is so oppositional to all the people who don’t live a first-world type life.