-Diary Of A Crazed Fangirl-

25 | I’m a Multi fandom girl, have a look around. I tag almost everything. Sonic blog- Salsacoyote

[charl0ttan]

oh you have to go pee? are you like, self diagnosed

[himynameisemail]

[unionizedwizard]

[oujamon]

[magicratfingers]

[dailycatsblog]

[bogleech]

A piece of official mail misspelled my last name in a way that murdered me on the spot forever

[maculategiraffe]

I said something to the baby about something that happened "yesterday" and he got this really pensive look and thought for a minute and then said "auntie mac, is 'yesterday' a permanent day of the week?"

and I was like "you mean like monday and tuesday?" and he said "yeah. is it always a certain day?"

and I said "no, it moves all around! any day of the week could be yesterday, depending on what today is"

and he got REALLY lost in thought about that for a second until his little cousin broke his concentration by whacking him with a pool noodle

[hellowyn-llewellyn]

Never gonna be normal about I-Spy books <3

[marsbotz]

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

[cliffsecord]

[sundere1181]

I’m LITERALLY going insane

[wizardshark]

this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[woman-becomer]

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

no music 🎧

[devildaisies]

the plastic dress crow man booktok erotica is going to be the thing that finally ends fast fashion everyone say thank you plastic dress crow man booktok erotica

[devildaisies]

[slightlydraconic]

[cyberknyfe]

[daftpatience]

maybe this is the dumbest thing i have evar drauwn

[solitairians]

thoughts and prayers for my cat please everyone. she has been without food for longer than she can remember (i fed her this morning) and shes's sooo hungry (she hasn't even finished eating everything in her bowl) to the point where she has to lick some residue butter off my fingers if she wants any nourishment at all (she still has food) and on top of that the awful dictator whose cruel regime she has to live under (also known as the woman whose bed she sleeps in 16 hours a day) will not feed her (i did 2 hours ago). her life is one big tragedy (she's sunbathing rn and will never know what an email is)

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[userautumn]

people who don't take off their outside clothes before sitting down when they come inside are so scary to me. there's outside on there

[jazzhaaaands]

As long as youre not rolling around in the dirt it should be ok, right?

[userautumn]

no.

[peppermintquartz]

Time for a poll!

do you sit on your furniture when you've just come home

no there's outside on there

yes but only the edge of the seat

yes I make myself comfy

I not only sit down, I flop down and relax

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

[noireasy]

:)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

[duckwithdeviousintent]

[michaelrotonal]

woah we're metajuggling

[headspace-hotel]

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

[headspace-hotel]

I've seen weird memes and stuff like "Milk is BODILY FLUID that came from a COW" and the fact that people exist that would find this distressing concerns me.

Y'all are not going to like learning what fruits are...

[headspace-hotel]

A fruit is an OVARY that because SWOLLEN AND ENLARGED after PLANT GENITALS were rubbed in PLANT SPERM by a BUG

[hummingirls]

we have got to stop acting like we’re better than nature. we drink animal fluids and eat flesh and it’s gross because being alive is gross work and that’s so fine. we’re part of the ecosystem, and this “humans are a disease on earth we shouldn’t be interfering with animals at all” mindset that some people have is so oppositional to all the people who don’t live a first-world type life.