The MagicWalrus

I am no artist but I like to draw and while they don't always come out the way I want them to I am still proud of all of my work.

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I dragged this meme from the depths for a joke that probably won’t land. bonus image:

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I know nothing as well.

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With everyone coming back can we do something about bots? I have like 10 new followers and that’s some bs.

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Muy Caliente

Part of the joke is not understanding the spanish, but knowing the spanish adds to it so here you go:

3:

Me Golpee el dedo del pie - I stubbed my toe!

Hijo de un pato bebe - Son of a baby duck!

4:

Patos bebe - Baby ducks, baby ducks! (like a substitute for cussing)

Lindas gatitos a mi alrededor - cute kittens all around me! (like a distraction from the pain)

Por que tengo dede de los pie - Why do I even have toes (serious life questions)

5:

Porque no estas ayudando - Why are you not helping?

Por favor ayuda - Please help.

Tengo mucho dolor - I’m in a lot of pain.

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Muy Caliente

Part of the joke is not understanding the spanish, but knowing the spanish adds to it so here you go:

3:

Me Golpee el dedo del pie - I stubbed my toe!

Hijo de un pato bebe - Son of a baby duck!

4:

Patos bebe - Baby ducks, baby ducks! (like a substitute for cussing)

Lindas gatitos a mi alrededor - cute kittens all around me! (like a distraction from the pain)

Por que tengo dede de los pie - Why do I even have toes (serious life questions)

5:

Porque no estas ayudando - Why are you not helping?

Por favor ayuda - Please help.

Tengo mucho dolor - I’m in a lot of pain.

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Muy Caliente

Part of the joke is not understanding the spanish, but knowing the spanish adds to it so here you go:

3: Me Golpee el dedo del pie - I stubbed my toe! Hijo de un pato bebe - Son of a baby duck!

4: Patos bebe - Baby ducks, baby ducks! (like a substitute for cussing) Lindas gatitos a mi alrededor - cute kittens all around me! (like a distraction from the pain) Por que tengo dede de los pie - Why do I even have toes (serious life questions)

5: Porque no estas ayudando - Why are you not helping? Por favor ayuda - Please help. Tengo mucho dolor - I’m in a lot of pain.

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Eldritch Witch Lian

Here is my entry for the Paladins 2019 skin contest: Eldritch Witch Lian. It wasn’t a finalist but that’s okay. I think I’m going draw this skin idea more as a character and hopefully improve the design a bit as she was fun to draw. 

Head over to the paladins website and be sure to vote for each character!

[themagicwalrus]

A beast only knows how to be a beast, not that it is one

[damianmcgintleman]

Some Tips I Made For Artists

Admit you have talent

No, seriously, do it. Say it right now, aloud, in front of your computer. “I am a good writer/artist/musician/singer/whatever.” Just admit it to yourself. Because I swear when you do, your work will become better. You’d be amazed at what you can produce when you feel confident in your abilities.

Stop comparing yourself to other people

“I’ll never be as good of a writer as Hemmingway/Bronte/Rawling!”, “I’ll never sing like Adele/Florence Welch/Joan Jett!”, “I’ll never paint like Picasso/van Goh/O’Keefe!”, “I’ll never draw like Davis/McCracken/MacFarlane!”, “I’ll never play like Hendrix/King/Cooder!”

No. You won’t. You will never, ever be as good as them. And they will never be as good as you. Every artist is unique. You have your own voice just like they had their own voice. Don’t try to be someone else; be you.

Be proud of your work

Wrote a shitty poem? Song? Manuscript? Paint something you didn’t like? Drew something wrong? Who. The hell. Cares? At least you DID something! That’s more than most people can say! You finished a piece of work. Be proud of that accomplishment.

Realize that not everything you do will be great

This ties in with the previous tip. You’re going to do shitty things. It’s part of being an artist. Stop putting so much pressure on yourself to create something great every time. Strive for it, sure, it SHOULD be your goal. But realize that sometimes you’re just going to do something that sucks, and then get over it and try to do better the next time.

Be proud of your talent and enjoy it

I’m a writer and my best friend is a singer. I can’t tell you how many times we’ve told each other that we wished we had the others’ talent. This is a typical “grass is always greener” thing. Be proud of what you’re good at and enjoy it, because someone out there is wishing they were as good as you, I guarantee it.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

-Abraham Lincoln

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

when a customer getting crazy and you thinking about risking it all

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Color practice. All I’ve been doing is practicing.

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Idk if its done, but its done.

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A quick redesign of "Vanessa" to prove I'm still alive.

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Well I don't think i can enter the contest, I can't seem to figure out how to get permission to make a thread. I'll just keep working and hopfully i'll figure it out

[gorrem]

how do you draw female eyes