The One And Only Main Annoyance

He/Him || 24 || Main is @AdversarialAccountant || Account from 2014 that i never grew out of

[lakemojave]

The tumpet 🎺

[lakemojave]

It's Tumpet Tuesday. Bwaaa.

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[mountainstackedwithfear]

[rabbitkinglune777]

Paws crossed chapter 1: Awkward Encounter

[nachoparty]

My post is awesome!

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[winchester01world]

Daddy knows what you want

[segamascott]

a switch 2 🤩

[getrealprim]

Of course I’ll reblog your post for you. I know you only have 26 followers and you need my big follower count for your posts to get any traction. Oh! My mutuals are already starting to like it, maybe this will be the time they follow you back

#SmallBlogHumuliation #SmallBlog #T4T #Hypnodomme

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[mas-o-kissed]

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

[prettyoddfever]

Spin shadowed Panic for several days in July 2006 during the summer tour. Autumn de Wilde took some amazing pictures of the band!

There were two different covers for the magazine. The black one was for subscribers and then the white one was for regular sale:

this was the October 2006 issue of Spin, so I think I'm going to tag this as the season of the magazine... but I'll probably change my mind later

[bishopony]

Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware

[bishopony]

So far the replies on this seem to be either "old books and libraries.... Moss..... Rain..... I'm so weird I know" or "actual rotting garbage"

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[hyperallergic]

Gender play, kink, and futures that touch traditional lifeways are enduring features of Virgil Ortiz’s work.

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[gorps]

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!