we're not kids anymore.
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Kiana Khansmith
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Mike Driver
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taylor price
Show & Tell
shark vs the universe
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
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Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Product Placement
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@themanicpixie
who keeps giving her these things
she ends up condemned too D:
damn bitch get it together
She’s a Darklord now too
This what my phone translates the last card to
hey guys guess what
her old friends joined her
Good for them fuck shit up ladies
we’re about to witness an actively malevolent adam sandler movie. One where he’s actively trying to make a bad movie, allegedly opposed to his other bad movies... this is gonna be hell. all hands on deck brace for impact.
I’ve literally never been more excited for a movie to be released I’m going face first through the windshield
#a category five sandler
people in the notes complaining how it “isn’t that deep” as if gaga is formulating a phd thesis and not literally talking about her experience as a famous woman :/
Niecy Nash and Jessica Betts wedding on August 31, 2020 🏳️🌈
Meowth: Hey, what’s this?
Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.
Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?
Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?
James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Meowth: But how come?
Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?
this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way
They only have 1 brain cell between them and James was busy using it to figure out why the fence was there.
Secret Recipes To Try At Home
Here are the instructions since people keep asking!
Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade
Holy fuck
Saw this cool bug in the graveyard but I’m no good with identifying things of the bug variety.
That’s some sort of Fae. Offer it milk in a shallow bowl and fresh steel cut oats with cream and butter.
Finally someone gives me a straight answer. Cicada this and cicada that, I knew there had to be more to it.
I’m afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
@pre-successful America exposed.
It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”
If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die
ACCURATE
And if you add the F word (example: Fucking great, fucking fine, fucking awesome), it creates a feeling of seriousness. It amplifies the intention of the word. Fucking great would go in a negative way to mean “(this) is very bad.” Fucking fine would go in a negative way as well and comes to man “(this) is horrible.” Fucking awesome would be positive and would come to mean “(this) is the truly amazing/great/awesome!”
I enjoy using “fucking stellar!” to mean “horrible” and “amazing” because shit just be like that.
I feel like any of those could be good or bad, depending on if the tone is excited or sarcastic. Either way, the fucking amplifies it
oh sure when americans say forever it means 30 minutes but brits think 2 hours is a long bus ride so
YES to all of this
You get close to read The Attractions Sign
yeah fuck yeah my fuck hell yea the hell fuck cool yes
Oh yeah!
“In the land of Ingary where such things as seven-league boots and cloaks of invisibility really exist, it is quite a misfortune to be born the eldest of the three.”
— Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle (1986)
In which Howl’s Moving Castle is full of those Relatable Millennial Feels
Sophie
Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
Constant excuses to not talk to people
Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
“I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
RAGE
Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
*everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.
Howl
Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them
“Why don’t you have a real job”
Cannot handle responsibility
Is responsible for things anyway
“Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
also “treat yo self”
Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
“Oh no I care for all these people why”
Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
“I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.
Michael
Anxious bab
What is happening why this plz help
Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
“I guess this now” :/
Better at adulting than the actual adults
Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
A bit useless in a crisis
Tries so hard, gets so far
Found family is the best family
Calcifer
“I’m being exploited!”
Complains about everything
Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
Eats everything and anything.
“Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them
When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.
Howl’s Moving Castle | ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
i love how scientists in fiction are always called “scientists”. thats it. they wear a Labcoat Of +5 Science and +5 Medicine. They do not specialize in a tree of science, like Biology or Astrology.
No.
They are just Science Men ready to do Science.
“Do you understand what this could mean for science?
It could mean real advances in the field of SCIENCE”
Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does
Carlos The Scientist Palmer did not get a degree in Science to be mocked like this
i have midterms tomorrow and here i am
No one has lived through drama unless they were a kid growing up in the Disney era of 2005-2011.
We had Niley, the Niley kiss on stage, the Niley breakup, the Demi and Selena feud with Miley and Mandy, Kevin Jonas picking sides by wearing a Demi & Selena shirt in paparazzi photos, Nelena rising through the Burning Up music video, the 7 things video that shaded Nick with a photo of him scribbled out in it, the Selena and Miley fight over Nick through various interviews and radio shows, Joe dating Taylor Swift, Selena getting closer to Taylor while distancing from Demi, Nelena and Jaylor going on double dates, Demi & Miley becoming better friends because of the Selena & Demi fall out, The photos that surfaced that showed Miley in her underwear that were sent to Nick, Miley’s vanity fair photoshoot, Vanessa Hudgens nudes, Joe falls on stage at the AMAs and slices his hand open, The Jaylor breakup where Joe ended it on a 30 second phone call, the video Taylor made with a camp rock Joe doll “this one comes with a phone so he can break up with other girls too”, everyone wanted Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale together, Miley dances on an icecream cart pole at the TCAs, Nelena broke up, the song Nick wrote about Selena called “stay”, Orlando Brown was taken to jail for weed, Jason Earles was literally like 35???, Mitchell Musso’s brother and Trace Cyrus formed Metro Station, Joe and Demi began dating, Nick and Selena were spotted trying to work things out, Demi and Joe break up, Joe begins dating Ashley Greene, Nick & Miley are seen trying to work things out??, Miley comes out with a book talking about how Nick was her Prince Charming, Demi punches one of her dancers in the face, Nick writes a song talking about weddings that is dedicated to his love for Miley, Demi goes to rehab, the camp rock tour is pulled, Nick & Miley don’t get things worked out, Kevin Jonas gets engaged, a whole town finds out Miley Stewart was Hannah Montana but keeps the secret, Nick Jonas announces he’ll run for president in 2035, the Jonas brothers start wearing their purity rings as necklaces, Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez begin dating which is Taylor Swift’s ex, The Jonas brothers break up, Zanessa breaks up, and we find out Chad Danforth and Ryan Evans are secretly fucking in HSM.
What a wild ride.
Just flip ‘em!
Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor. I love them so much :)
they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them
